unrealitymag.com - 16 days ago
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More senseless humor. More crappy jokes. More of the same old bullshit. Are we ever going to have a decent comedy again? We’ve said it here 1000 times. Robin Williams is NOT funny. He’s a much better serious actor. So please, stop with this stuff.
Well, at least we ...
Morning Porn And Other News
thegossiper.typepad.com 17 days ago — Kristen Stewart: Bite Me! [ People ] Katie Price's son has swine flu! [ The Sun ] Levi Johnston has a micropenis and he knows it [ Gawker ] Sandra Bullock vs. Porn Star LOL [ Daily Mail ] Kim Zolciak is Botox Face Numero Dos [ The Huffington Post ] In Techno-Gossip: The BlackBerry is soooooo ...
The Morning Link: The Do’s and Don’ts of a Halloween Party
unrealitymag.com 24 days ago —
The leaves are changing which means summer is officially over and it’s time to start brainstorming an idea for a kick ass Halloween costume. With Halloween comes the yearly Halloween party where guys can dress like jackasses, girls can dress slutty and everyone catches a healthy buzz.
On ...
The Morning Link: The Funniest Ebay Auctions of all Time
unrealitymag.com 18 days ago —
While it may have started as a shopping website where people and businesses can buy and sell a broad variety of goods and services worldwide, Ebay has quickly become the world’s scariest online yard sale.
These days, an innocent cosumer can wander onto Ebay looking for a vintage ...
The Morning Link: Why We Should be Terrified of the 2012 Apocolypse
unrealitymag.com 17 days ago —
In a couple weeks the film 2012 will be released, and with its promise of big budget special effect laden scenes of mass destruction, and John Cusack moodily blundering his way through relationships while listening to indie hits form the 80s, movie nerds are creaming their saggy, ...
The Morning Link: The Most Horrifying Baby Costumes
unrealitymag.com 26 days ago —
One of the most common misconceptions about babies is that they have no fashion conscience and don’t care what they look like. For example, “Goo Ga Goo Ga” means that they would like to wear a shirt with elephants on it. “Mu sha da baba” means that ...
Penny Mathis - Monday Morning Pick Me Up
tastybooze.com 11 days ago — I’m definitely feeling effects of drinking before noon on both Saturday and Sunday. Going to an NFL game has to be the second best excuse to drink excessively on a Sunday. Church being the first best excuse of course.
On a housekeeping note ...
The Morning Link: The Most Ironic Photos on the Internet
unrealitymag.com 10/20/2009 —
Irony typically happens when the outcome of events occurs contrary to what was or might have been expected. Some examples of this would be a bear caught eating a bear claw donut or a Siberian cheese monster falling in love with a Icleandic fire goddess.
Another example of this would be a ...
The Morning Link: Rejected Ideas for Disaster Movies
unrealitymag.com 9 days ago —
This weekend, the release of Roland Emmerich’s 2012 will usher in the cycle of the Mayan calendar that foretells Hollywood running out of shit to make big budget movies about.
Of course, it’s going to take a whole lot more than a complete and total absence of good ideas to get ...
The Morning Link: The Creepiest Places on Earth
unrealitymag.com 25 days ago —
It doesn’t matter whether or not you believe in ghosts, there are some places in which none of us would want to spend a night. These places have well earned their reputations as being so creepy, tragic or mysterious (or all three) that they definitely qualify as “haunted.” ...
The Morning Link: The Craziest International Bootleg Superheroes
unrealitymag.com 12 days ago —
While superheroes as we know them are largely American creations, characters like Superman, Spider-Man and Batman are highly recognizable not only this country, but all over the world.
So can we really blame other countries for wanting to take them and make them their own? Well, in ...
Good Morning, Oscar: November 5 —
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By Steve Pond In this morning’s roundup of Oscar news ‘n’ notes from around the web, Jeff Bridges may sing his way into the Oscar race … and could Sandra Bullock join him there?
Blogger battle at the L.A. Times! Tom ...
Good Morning, Oscar: November 6 —
The Wrap RSS 16 days ago
By Steve Pond In this morning’s roundup of Oscar news ‘n’ notes from around the web, way too many people agree on what films are the leading Oscar contenders so far.
The Gurus of Gold are back at Movie City News, and it’s ...