The Associated Press: Blonde sues over brown dye; judge brushes off suit

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Dumb Bitch Of The Day!
Published 10/8/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
... wears hats and suffers from anxiety. Guess what the judge did? He laughed so hard he passed a kidney stone through his ass. And then he threw out the lawsuit. This is probably the longest blonde joke I ever read. And nobody tell her she can actually dye her hair back! It's best for all of us that she stays inside. I also can't wait until the judge reads her lawsuit against Burger King for putting cheese on her cheeseburger. Sorry. That was dumber than Charlotte. I'll be here all week! Source Thanks George

Legally Blonde
Published 10/8/2008 by Candy at CandyKirby.com | Humor Columnist, Pop Culture, Sex, Funny News, It's CandyTV
... Talk about a blonde moment:  A (formerly) blonde woman filed a lawsuit against L’Oreal, claiming the company ruined — yes, ruined! — her social life when she accidentally dyed her hair — GASP! — brunette with one of its products, which she alleges was in the wrong box. ...

Insert Blonde Joke Here.
Published 10/9/2008 by Spicy Pants at Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog
... Fortunately a Superior Court judge sided with L’Oreal (who disputed the claims) and dismissed her 2005 lawsuit Monday. The woman had insufficient evidence that the company had in fact made a mistake. If something like this is truly that traumatic for this woman, imagine if something really bad happened to her. What if she came down with a skin disorder or was burned in a fire? Buck up, blondie. You most certainly have harder times ahead. [AP] Related Smacks Victoria’s Secret Lawsuit: ...