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The Case of the Mysteriously Missing Baby Bellies

Seriously? OMG! WTF? found this 7/21/2008 on candykirby.com

Okay, first it was Nicole Kidman . And now it’s Halle Berry , showing no signs of having given birth just FOUR MONTHS AGO. What is this evil potion they’re taking? And how can I get a vat of it? I’m about to give birth to twin slices of Papa John’s with mushrooms, and I don’t want stretchmarks!