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The Dark Knight: The Abridged Script
The Dark Knight: The Abridged Script
"If you keep watching every leaked clip, you'll ruin the movie for yourself, Mr. Wayne." FADE IN: INT. BANK - GHICAGO A GANG of CLOWNS breaks into a bank. The AUDIENCE impatiently tolerates the scene, despite having already watched it in front of I Am Legend as well as thirty times when it leaked ONLINE. RANDOM CLOWN #1 Robbing this bank was a great idea. Anyone know ...
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The Dark Knight: The Abridged Script
Craig's MovieBlog — I don’t know how he does it.  He’s consistently funny.  Enjoy The Dark Knight in a whole new way: =========== CHRISTIAN BALE IN A RUBBER SUIT flips HEATH’S TRUCK using his BAT-PHYSICS-VIOLATOR, then rides up a wall in order to turn around like a BADASS. FANBOYS in the AUDIENCE cheer wildly for this, even though it looks RETARDED. HEATH LEDGER So it’s finally here. Me at one end of a Chicago street, you at the other. The epic battle between good and evil, teased in every ...

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