The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Round One

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National Lampoon's Homo-Erectus Sets Us Back Way More Than 10,000 Years
Published 5/13/2008 at Videogum
... I made it through 37 seconds! I'm writing you this from inside a machine that forces blood to pump through my unwilling heart. It's nice to see that National Lampoon is working hard to fight the relentless tide of progress. This trailer doesn't even make any sense, and yet I can still tell that its misogynistic and homophobic. They've managed to create some kind of pre-verbal I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. Someone should give these guys a prize. ...

Reading Between The Lines Of Roger Friedman's Sex And The City Semi-Spoilers
Published 5/13/2008 at Videogum
... No good sentence starts with "Not since Dr. T And The Women." It's nice to see someone remembers that movie, though, because I was about to suggest it to Gabe for Worst Movie Of All Time. Anyway, there are technically spoilers in the review, but it's hardly spoilerrific or even spoilocre. Roger says he can't reveal a "pivotal plot point," but I've read between the lines. Spoilers and my EXPANDED master prediction after the jump. (Note: unlike ...

Living La Vida Lohan [Short Ends]
Published 5/14/2008 by Mark Graham at Defamer
... Nightmares doesn't do it for ya, might we interest you in the White Oprah and her fame-starved daughter Ali? Nothing warms our cockles like the sight of a table full of sycophantic slags toasting a 14-year-old's non-existant career with champagne! [E!] · What better way to honor Bea Arthur on her birthday than by counting down her 10 best moments? [BWE] · Videogum is on the hunt for TWMOAT. What's that, you ask? The Worst Movie Of All-Time, natch. [Videogum] · While the hot Muppet meme of the moment seems to be Sad Kermit singing "Needle In ...

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Round One Late Additions
Published 5/14/2008 at Videogum
... While the Hunt for the Worst Movie of All Time is only just beginning (Netflix is sending me Battlefield Earth as we speak), what has become painfully (literally) clear is just how many viable candidates there are. Yesterday, I announced the initial entrants in the competition: ...

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Johnny Mnemonic
Published 7/21/2008 at Videogum
While commenters AE and Sephtical were correct in suggesting that Johnny Mnemonic is a terrible film that should be shown to students at Garbage School as an example of How To Succeed, I can't in good conscience consider this to be one the Worst Film of All Time, for one reason: it's so fun to watch. I can't believe that some vamp camp bullshit like Rocky Horror gets midnight screenings around the country in perpetuity while gems like this are just waiting for a costumed celebration. Whether it's Keanu Reeves dressed like a late 1990s ...