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prettyboring.com - 1/2/2008

The Lohan Chronicles: "Capri" Is Italian For "Orange-Skinned Alcoholic Slut Who Isn't Fooling Anybody"

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Uh, think she's drinking again? Or something to that effect. Here's a little newsflash for the insatiable mini-bar-robbing firecrotch: Enjoying a little anonymous sex while vacationing abroad only works when not being followed by a horde of photographers. She's such a rubber hole. Did Lindsay run away to Italy to escape her publicist and AA minders? She can't get served in LA; Leslie ...

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