huffingtonpost.com - 6/20/2008
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"The Love Guru", starring Mike Myers's prosthetic nose, Justin Timberlake's washboard abs, and Jessica Alba's breasts, opens Friday. And the critics have been unanimous: this movie sucks! The Love Guru reviews scored an almost inconceivably low 9 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Here's a sample of some of the reviews:
The Love Guru review with the most bite comes from the New York Times:
"The Love Guru" is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh ...
MIKE MYERS - THE THINGS THEY SAY 8610
contactmusic.com 6/17/2008 — You Are Here: > Home > News > Mike Myers > THE THINGS THEY SAY 8610 add your comments MIKE MYERS - THE THINGS THEY SAY 8610 Main Movie Reviews News Pictures Video picture Caption: Mike Myers Premiere of 'Love Guru' held at the Grauman's Chinese ...
VIDEO: Stephen Colbert clip from ‘The Love Guru’
nofactzone.net 6/19/2008 — DB linked a lot of reviews from The Love Guru already, but if you want just a taste of Stephen’s work, the MTV Movies Blog has hooked us up:
EXCLUSIVE: ‘The Love Guru’ Starring Justin Timberlake…And Stephen Colbert?
Published by Josh ...
Jessica Alba Resurfaces!
lossip.com 6/23/2008 —
New mami, Jessica Alba finally stepped out of hiding. The actress was seen in high-spirits while she was picking up some goods at the Whole Foods market in Beverly Hills on Saturday.
Her latest movie, The Love Guru suffered disappointing sales ...
Why Did ‘Love Guru’ Bomb? And Is It Justin Timberlake’s Fault?
moviesblog.mtv.com 6/24/2008 — The last time Mike Myers starred in a comic film creation all his own, the entirely forgettable “Austin Powers in Goldmember,” the flick opened to a stellar $73 million weekend at the box office. That was six years ago and as we just ...
Weekend Movie Earnings - June 20 - 22, 2008 —
Hollywood Hills
Smarts won out over Love this weekend as Steve Carell’s remake of “Get Smart” heartily beat out the other new debut of “The Love Guru”. Smart’s earning of nearly $40 million was more than double that of Mike Myer’s Guru pull of just $14 million.
“The Love Guru” had been plagued by bad, make that terrible reviews panning the character ...
What'd You Think?: "Get Smart" and "The Love Guru" —
FilmArcade.net
Yesterday, two comedies were released in theaters - the first one was Mike Myers' "The Love Guru" and the second one being Steve Carrell's "Get Smart." Critics didn't accept the humor that "Guru" had going for them, and most critics are mixed about "Get Smart." Reviews of the two films will be coming later this week from us, but I was wondering...
What did you think about these two summer
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The Love Guru —
MovieZeal
Dear Mike Myers,
I just got back from your new movie The Love Guru and can’t say I’ve ever felt this way after walking out of a theater. I’ll give you credit for giving the movie a story, even if it was small and one we’ve all heard before. But my main problem was this: I didn’t laugh once. In fact, I did the very opposite of laugh … something I ...
The Love Guru Review —
The Movie Blog
Thanks for checking out our The Love Guru Review. We unfortunately don’t have a video version of The Love Guru review, but we will discuss it in an upcoming podcast.
For all intents and purposes, we haven’t seen Mike Myers in anything non-Shrek related in over 5 years which has always been confusing and frustrating to me. Right up front I’ll let you know that I simply LOVE ...
‘The Love Guru’ web reviews —
The Screening Log
Mike Myers is back on the big screen in Marco Schnabel’s “The Love Guru,” and while most of the nation’s top critics hate the new comedy to death, let’s see what online reviewers have to say about it. I decided to wait until Monday to see the film because I don’t want to ruin my weekend, but I’ll make sure to post my take on it here on the site ...
THE LOVE GURU DRAWING RAVE REVIEWS —
FilmDrunk.com
Sweet Odin’s Raven! I don’t think a movie has ever been as universally reviled as the Love Guru . The sheer volume and intensity of hatred is almost enough to feel sorry for Mike Myers. But then I remembered how much more money he has than me. And that “ His Karma is Huge” poster. And how people sometimes judge me just because I’m ...
Jessica’s Love Guru Gets Dissed —
Lossip
According to movie critics, Jessica Alba ’s latest movie, The Love Guru , lacks humor and plenty of mojo.
The new mom plays Mike Myers’ love interest, Jane Bullard. The character might be known as the ‘hot girl’ in the movie, but her looks have not saved her from getting stabbed by movie reviews.
“No, “The Love Guru” is downright antifunny, an ...
Settle on your weekend movie with these previews —
Screaming Blue Reviews
Trailers for Threat Level: Midnight and Just Like Austin Powers, Only Indian This Time help you narrow down your weekend movie choices.
It’s possible that Get Smart and The Love Guru are actually really good, but it’s also unlikely. Especially for Mike Myers’ Guru , already the target of scathing reviews, the future looks dim. Get Smart would seem to have slightly better ...
Love Guru's Myers Losing PR Wars —
Thompson On Hollywood
Mike Myers has a problem. It's been five years since his last picture, the over-the-top bomb Cat in the Hat, which sent me fleeing from the theater (something I rarely do). Myers has scored in the Shrek movies, but that's not going to keep him in the $20-million zone to which he has become accustomed. This weekend Love Guru, which is projected to open behind Get Smart, will prove whether or ...
The Love Guru :: rogerebert.com :: Reviews —
A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago
GURU IS DOO-DOO: That's what the Seattle Times headline reads , and as it turns out, the opposite of The Love Guru is neither hate nor indifference; the opposite is "funny". Ebert : What is it with Mike Myers and penis jokes? Having created a classic, funny scene with his not-quite-visible penis sketch in the first “Austin Powers” movie, he now assembles, in “The Love Guru,” as many more ...
Love Guru Reviews - Dreadful —
Movie Moron
The Love Guru reviews are in …and they’re hideous.
Mike Myers has been absent from our screens for too long, content to hide behind the voice of Shrek. He’s probably going to wish he’d stayed there…
In Love Guru, Myers launches a brand new comic creation - ‘Pitka’, an American raised by gurus in India.
Myers dresses, gestures and talks like an Indian holy man - harking back to the ...
Desperate Love Guru Marketers Aim For Colbert Fans —
Videogum
Did you hear? The Love Guru is getting pretty much universal bad reviews. 11% on rotten tomatoes ! Sad face! There's supposed to be only one funny thing in the entire movie -- Stephen Colbert as a cracked out hockey announcer. The (best) Colbert site No Fact Zone got their hands on this clip from the film that is all Stephen: While releasing this clip seems like a ploy to get Colbert fans to ...
Mike Myer's Love Guru Slammed By Critics —
Usmagazine.com
Mike Myer 's Love Guru – which hits theaters today – is getting slammed by critics.
"What is the opposite of a belly laugh?" New York Times reviewer A.O. Scott wrote. "[It] is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you ...
The Love Guru —
Variety.com
Film Reviews: "The Love Guru" is so relentlessly juvenile as to merit a new twist on the PG-13 rating -- one that strongly cautions not only those under 13 but anyone much above it, too.
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