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The many faces of Jessica Simpson
The many faces of Jessica Simpson
Who says Jessica Simpson can’t act. Here she is in concert showing a wide array of facial talent. I’ve compiled a list of expressions she made. See if you can match the number to the picture: I had Taco Bell the night before face BJ face I’m in deep thought face  ...
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Cele|bitchy — ... - John McCain Chooses Sarah Palin as His VP [PopSugar] - If you’ve been following the back and forth bodywatch that is Mischa Barton’s summer, you’ll note that she’s looking a lot better [Celebslam] - What the hell is Eva Mendes wearing at the 30 Days of Fashion in Sydney? [The Bastardly] - Jessica Simpson: 12 ugly faces, 1 ugly dress [The Blemish] - British TV presenter Fiona Phillips quit her job to spend more time ...

Flashback: Jennifer Love Hewitt Brings The Afternoon Links!
Moejackson - Bastardly News & Gossip — ... Patridge Blesses Children [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW] - Michael Phelps And Carrie Underwood [I’m Not Obsessed] - Ashlee Simpson’s too fat [Celebslam] - Britain’s Best New Boobs: The Girls! [Zoo Today] - The Empress Of Lucite Can Do Anything [Dlisted] - John McCain Tabs Sarah Palin for V.P. [Bumpshack] - Hilary Duff’s Dad is Freakin’ Hardcore [Derek Hail] - The many faces of Jessica Simpson [The Blemish] - Leeuwen slopen hyena [Flabber] - Michael Lohan ...

Tasty Waves and a Zombie-Bashing Bud
Agent Bedhead — mystery ass Hawaii Mystery Ass : Attached to a bad haircut. (UMC) Kristen Bell shows off the belly button. (Yeeeah!) Another Lohan goes to prison for fraud. (CB) O.J. Simpson totally got his ass kicked. (CS) Sadistic Fashion Designers : That’s just mean. (Ayyyy!) Naomi Campbell got herself a sugar daddy. (LAR) The Many Faces of Jessica Simpson : Gah! (TB) Demi Moore’s really nasty party trick. (WIMB) The King of Pop : Then & Now. (PB) Sienna Miller has a hottie sister too. (RR) Katy Perry desperately ...

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Celebslam: They're Better Than Us — ... + Some hot British chick walking down the street in lingerie [Hollywood Tuna] + Helen Mirren talks date rape . . . wait, what? [Dlisted] + VP hopeful Sarah Palin’s daughter is pregnant [Cele|bitchy] + Blake Lively is leggy [Popoholic] + Carrie Underwood wants to bang Michael Phelps [A Socialite’s Life] + The best weiners in New York [CityRag] + Jessica Simpson has a nice “O” face [The Blemish] ...

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