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Litely Salted —
... and a change of clothes. (IBBB) Christina Ricci in a floor length black gown? Hmmmm... FAIL. (usemycomputer) Will Smith needs to come out the Scientology closet already. (Celebslam) Ashlee and Pete's wedding invitations predictably lame and gothy. (CelebWarship) The least fucked up member of the Hogan Family is losing it. (CrazyDays&Nights) I'm Mr. Plow, that's my name -- that name again is Mr. Plow! (Pajiba)
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IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com —
... is too famous for church [ Hollywood Rag ] Gwyneth Paltrow is still getting hired [ Popsugar ] Nick Nolte in the land of Oz [ City Rag ] Fergie's inappropriate Today Show clothes [ Popoholic ] Shayne Lamas staged beach pictures [ Egotastic ] Kim Kardashian moons the camera (NSFW site) [ Taxi Driver Movie ] Usher and his new wife are already separated [ ASL ] The best 15 seasons of the past 20 years of The Simpsons [ Pajiba ] 90210: The New Class [ College Humor ] Pink not looking feminine, as usual, on ...
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Celebslam: They're Better Than Us —
... Keeley Hazell isn’t naked. What a shame! [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Salma Hayek dons her finest MILF suit for the Cannes Film Festival [Bastardly]
+ The closest thing to nude pictures Jessica Alba has ever done [CityRag]
+ Woman claims “Sex & the City” turned her into a 14-year-old slut [Cele|bitchy]
+ R. Kelly’s defense straegy based on a mole [A Socialite’s Life]
+ That name again is Mr. Plow . . . [Pajiba]
+ Martha Stewart makes penises tremble [The Blemish]
+ ...
I don't know about you, but I love lists....
Oh No They Didn't! —
... 14. The Simpsons, Season Four: For a rabid fan of “The Simpsons” such as myself, writing about the show’s fourth season is a bit like a baseball historian considering the ‘27 Yankees, or a European scholar trying to sum up the Renaissance, or a toothless hillbilly struggling to express the soul-rattling edification he feels sitting in the glow of “Blue Collar TV.” In short, it’s overwhelming. This is the best I can do at summation: “The Simpsons” is the best show in television history, and the fourth season was its peak. So much of that season holds up, ...
