The Worst Celebrity Renders of All Time

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Celebrities get caught in a lot of ugly situations. Half naked on the beach. Wasted at an all-night rave. Dazed and confused during a police mug shot. Puffy and discolored after a botched plastic surgery. Nothing, however, compares to the horror and humiliation of appearing in a videogame. Beauty is destroyed in a vomit of sprites and mutated textures. Talent is lost in the wasteland ... [link]

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The Dailies: May 16, 2008
Published 5/16/2008 by Shawn Adler at MTV Movies Blog
... Soon) - Mary Elizabeth Winstead joins Michael Cera in “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.” Flick is directed by Edgar Wright. (Hollywood Reporter) - “The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor” gets a trailer. (Yahoo) - When will Variety and the Hollywood Reporter enter the 21st Century, and start crediting websites for breaking stories? (Collider) - Just for fun: The worst celebrity video game renderings of all-time. (Games Radar) Share This

the worst celebrity video game renders of all time
Published 5/19/2008 at OH NO!!
... and no human interaction. The brave little soldier has mustered all his strength for one final smile - a gift to his mother before he passes away forever. Chilling. On a lighter note, check out these other characters from the 8-bit Home Alone Universe. Ha ha! They're funny lookin'! Fun Fact #1: This adaptation of Labyrinth was released solely in Japan. Fun Fact #2: The Japanese believe David Bowie is the devil. source (there are more at the source but i just picked the absolute shittiest)

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