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The year in "I'm not here to make friends!"
The year in "I'm not here to make friends!"
A year ago today, I posted my supercut of people saying various iterations of "I'm not here to make friends" over and over and over again on reality TV. So much has changed since then -- Obama became president, the sinking economy went belly up, Sarah Palin became queen of her own ass, ...
I'm Not Here To Make Friends '09 (video)
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I'm Not Here To Make Friends '09 (video)
youtube.com — All of (or at least, many) of the instances of people saying "I'm not here to make friends," on reality TV since the first supercut. I'm Not Here To Make Friends '09 (video)
I'm Not Here To Make Friends, 2009
I'm Not Here To Make Friends, 2009
videogum.com — Last year, Genuine Videogum Friend Rich FourFour made a supercut of everyone on reality TV delivering the genre's Official Slogan: "I'm not here to make friends." Now, a whole year of reality TV has gone by, and it's like Sawyer always says "I will ... I'm Not Here To Make Friends, 2009
Brian Kilmeade Would Like Species and 'Ethnics' to Remain Pure [Special Friends]
gawker.com — To stave off dementia! Yes, today the befuddled screech owls on Fox & Friends were discussing a study that states that those that stay married fend off Alzheimer's and dementia better than lonely divorcees. Brian Kilmeade took issue with this. He ... Brian Kilmeade Would Like Species and 'Ethnics' to ...
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Video(s): Reality TV Contestants Are Not Here to Make Friends
F-Listed — ... Last year, a guy with a blog made a special video montage to painstakingly document the annals of reality TV camaraderie.  There have been hundreds of reality shows now, with thousands of competitors ranging from completely obscure to bantamweight famous.  Their backgrounds, attitudes, and personalities could not be more different (in a producer-orchestrated-abrasiveness-guaranteed way, of course), yet they all have one thing in common: they’re not here to make friends. ...

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Dlisted - Be Very Afraid — The tagline for all reality shows: "I'm Not Here To Make Friends!" This is the 2009 version - FourFour I think Hayden Panatroll's body double was my 35-year-old cousin Chepe in a blonde wig - Egotastic! Mena Suvari may look like E.T.'s first girlfriend, but she's still hot - Hollywood Tuna The cherry trees of DC will make a beautiful backdrop for my wedding to Mah Boo - Towleroad Mimi's Farrah ...

No One Is Here To Make Friends
The High Definite — ... together of a bunch of reality show contestants from the last year trying to sound ruthless by stating that they are “not on the show to make friends.”  Fortunately, they’re all such retarded pieces of shit that them just being themselves on television should act as a deterrent and ultimately accomplish their goal… but in life.  I wish I could give them all AIDS with my mind.   From | Via

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They're Still Not There to Make Friends...
Oh No They Didn't! — ... on reality TV. So much has changed since then -- Obama became president, the sinking economy went belly up, Sarah Palin became queen of her own ass, then sank, then went belly up, etc. And yet, as the video above (containing examples of my most favorite of televised cliches that have been uttered in the time since the first video) proves, they've also stayed much the same. Original video is below, in case you don't know what I'm talking about. Source

Diddy Midwifes An Unholy Spawn Of “American Idol” And “The Real World”
Idolator: Music News, Reviews, And Gossip — ... The most notable thing about the trailer for P. Diddy’s StarMaker, a talent-and-drama show premiering on MTV later this month: The “I’m Not Here To Make Friends” Moment that’s required of every “x people picked to live in a house and annoy the crap out of each other” program these days, in which the friend-eschewing singer who’s hoping to ride Diddy’s coattails to fame says that she doesn’t want to make any “BFFFs.” What, pray tell, could that extra “f” mean? I shudder at the ...

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