There's No Way This Ho Is Knocked Up

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Wonky McValtrex having a baby is the final sign of the apocalypse. The Gods above would not do this to us. The world cannot end. I still haven't done the tango with Phoebe Price underneath a chicken cutlet canopy with Rojo Caliente playing the violin in the background. Either Benji Madden has some super fatty jizz or Wonky is doing this on purpose for attention. It's probably both! [link]

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Afternoon Links and Lady Cops
Published 6/5/2008 by gtrancenet at Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail
Kate Beckinsale magazine outtakes - Popoholic Stay away from the Semi-Pro DVD - Tunaflix Adriana Lima takes some naked pictures - Cityrag Lily Allen continues her pink hair tour - Not Obsessed Mischa Barton is very serious - Ninja Dude Mary Kate Olsen is pissed she’s rich - Gabby Babble Paris Hilton is pregnant? - Dlisted Mario Lopez is now single again - ICYDK ...

Daily Addictions
Published 6/5/2008 by Popoholic at Popoholic
What the hell happened to hottie Nikki Cox!? (Click here) Paris Hilton just got nastier (Click here) Denise Richards still has a smoking hot body (Click here) Abigail Clancy’s bikini pictures will melt your eyeballs (Click here) Pulp Fiction meets Team Fortress 2 (Click here) Jamie Pressly’s ...

Kristen Bell Brings The Afternoon Links!
Published 6/5/2008 by Jackson at The Bastardly -
... Help a fellow bastard out, damn it! - Lindsay Lohan’s Legs Are Blinding [HollywoodTuna] - Sexiest Women of NCAA Softball [CO-ED Magazine] - Pussycat Dolls are Boring on Set [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW] - Lily Allen At The Royal Academy Exhibition [I'm Not Obsessed] - Angelina Jolie did not give birth [Celebslam] - Monica Bellucci - SEXY AS HELL in Italin Ok Magazine [The Bastardly Society] - There's No Way This Ho Is Knocked Up [Dlisted] - Jodie Sweetin: Meth Addict to Mom [Celebitchy] - Jamie Lynn Spears was being ...

Britney is making a cameo in the new Pussycat ... [Britney Spears]
Published 6/5/2008 by Jessica at Jezebel
... ran away. TMZ is being snarky about it because Janice is a loon, but you can't hate on a woman who lost her puppy. It just ain't right. • Oh GAWD. Paris Hilton pregnancy rumors are clogging up the internet because she was photographed with a teeny tummy "bump." [ ...

Paris Hilton Pregnant? Yes. No. Maybe.
Published 6/6/2008 by Hilary Shepherd at Hollywood Gossip - Life Altering Knowledge - and More!
... and that many feel that such a scenario is likely to be man-made. Translation: If rumors of a Paris Hilton pregnancy are true, we all better watch out and keep an eye on the sky for any notion of our destruction (Hey, that kinda rhymed). Paris’ reps of course say she isn’t pregnant, but we all know how that song goes; the reps say no way and in two months the celebrity is saying yes way. Oh so much more on how Paris Hilton may or may not be carrying Benji Madden’s spawn: Dlisted – There’s No Way This Ho Is Knocked Up Egotastic! – ...

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