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Lowest Common Denominators
Published 7/3/2008 by Whitney at Mollygood
• Guess who’s looking for a record deal? [DListed] • Mario Lopez turned down an offer to appear in Playgirl. Thank God. [INO] • Mariah Carey’s new music video: Just like all the others. [HT] • Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted at Cartier yesterday, sending celebrity bloggers everywhere into an “OMG ARE THEY ENGAGED?!” frenzy. [PS] • It’s a sad day when ...

Michael Lohan Is Engaged (But It's Not Official)
Published 10 days ago by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
... The family issues Michael is talking about have to do with his father's health. He's also waiting to find out if he's the father of 13-year-old Ashley Kaufman. The paternity test results still have not come in. I don't know why they went through the trouble of getting a DNA test. They could have just asked Ashley what 1 +1 is. If she said, "HUH?" then we know she's related to Michael. ...