This Ho Is Ready

There's No Way This Ho Is Knocked Up

Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail found this 6/5/2008 on dlisted.com

Wonky McValtrex having a baby is the final sign of the apocalypse. The Gods above would not do this to us. The world cannot end. I still haven't done the tango with Phoebe Price underneath a chicken cutlet canopy with Rojo Caliente playing the violin ...

Ashlee Simpson Is Scared Of Losing Her Hair

taylorblue posted 6/6/2008 from backseatcuddler.com

Ashlee Simpson is scared she will lose all her hair throughout her pregnancy. Losing hair is a normal part of being pregnant but Ashlee is just freaking out! “Ashlee’s freaking….She’s terrified about going bald. Her stylist have warned her that her overuse of hair producers-extension, weavings, and frequent colorings-will eventually take their toll.

Everybody's Knocked Up

OH NO!! found this 6/8/2008 on dlisted.com

Seeing all these knocked up broads makes my sausage, egg and cheese bloat feel like a baby. I should piss on an e.p.t. just to be safe. Anyway, here's tons of pictures of walking baby ovens from the past couple of days. Well, Nicole Kidman is more ...

Katherine Heigl Drops Out of Emmy Race

In Case You Didn't Know found this 6/11/2008 on www.usmagazine.com

Grey's Anatomy star Katherine Heigl has taken herself out of the race for this year's Emmy Awards. "I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the ...

Truth in Typos

CandyKirby.com | Humor, Celebrities, Pop Culture, Sex, Funny ... found this 6/11/2008 on laineygossip.com

Thanks to Lisa D for sending this along the Alba bitch s birth announcement in a local newspaper. Best. Typo. Ever. Alba gave bitch Posted on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 11:19 AM Previous Article | Next Article Email this article Read More Marky ...