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This Is Dita Von Teese's Mom

Seriously? OMG! WTF? found this 4/24/2008 on dlisted.com

Damn! Dita Von Teese's mother looks more like her sister! I'm not just saying that either, because you know how I love to clown people. I adore her mother's chola eyebrow, but she really should have went with a black liner for the maximum cholita look. Here's Dita and Mommy Dita in NYC today. Do you ever think Dita wakes up and says, " Fuck it. I'm wearing some mangey sweats and a holey ...