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This Is Unpatriotic

Egotastic! found this 7/2/2009 on dlisted.com

Okay, okay, Jessica Simpson's version of the National Anthem didn't make bald eagles bawl or try to peck out their own ears, but I'm sure they shed a few tears. My ear holes sure fucking did. The chili cook-off chanteuse almost busted her dress open while singing at the AT&T National Golf ...