Tidbits: Jake Gyllenhaal plays by Reese's rules

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Reese Witherspoon Tells Jake Gyllenhaal What To Do [Dirt Bag]
Published 7/15/2008 by Dodai at Jezebel
... has moved in, he has to abide by the rules: "Reese believes in wide-open communication, and she discussed at length with him what is best for her household,” sez a source. "Some of (the things she insists on) are run-of-the-mill. He has to take off his shoes when he’s in the house; trash must be taken out when the can is three-quarters full; and no feet on the coffee table." Plus! "Jake used to swear like a sailor, but not anymore. If he does, he has to apologize." [ MSNBC ] Jennifer Lopez doesn't let her twins "repeat" clothes: They wear a new designer outfit every day. They ...

Reese Is The HBIC
Published 7/15/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
When Jakey Poo moved into Reese Witherspoon's house, she immediately gave him a few ground rules. She told him that he couldn't have any boys after midnight, he has to wash his ass dildos after every use and he can only blast ABBA on Saturday afternoons. A source told Star (via MSNBC ) she also give him a few other rules, “Some of (the things she insists on) are run-of-the-mill. He has to take off his shoes when he’s in the house; trash must be taken out when the can is three-quarters full; and no feet on the coffee table. ” Take out the trash? Um, doesn't she have a maid? ...

Jake Gyllenhaal is an Obedient Boyfriend
Published 7/15/2008 by gdaysunshine (noreply@blogger.com) at Gabby Babble
... Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon are going strong as a couple, but it's partly due to Jake following Reese's rules, according to Star magazine via MSNBC. ...

Reese Witherspoon is Fun
Published 7/15/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... Before Jake Gyllenhaal moved in with Reese Witherspoon last month, Reese made it clear who would be wearing the pants in the family. According to MSNBC ...

Jake Plays by Reese's Rules and With Her Kids
Published 7/15/2008 by PopSugar at POPSUGAR -- Insanely addictive.
... . Today it was Reese's turn to get to work in a glamorous red gown at a photo shoot with photographer Mario Testino. This couple seems to have the secret to making it work maybe thanks in part to all her house rules that keep these superstars and her adorable kids so pleasantly grounded. ...

MSNBC Confirms the Obvious, Jake is Reese's Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!
Published 7/16/2008 at OH NO!!
... with each other before making plans for dinner, home décor or even yoga sessions. As for Jake, the insider says he’s had his fill of the single life and couldn’t be happier with his new, orderly home life. “He’d much rather stay home, make popcorn and watch a movie than step foot in a club,” the insider assured. “So when he was looking for a girlfriend, he looked for someone who was past all that — and he found her in Reese.” link ...

Jake Gyllenhaal Is Whipped By Reese Witherspoon
Published 7/16/2008 by Taylor Blue at Backseat Cuddler
... It looks like we all can find out who wears the pants in Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal’s relationship. It’s REESE . “Reese believes in wide-open communication, and she discussed at length with him what is best for her household,” an insider revealed. “Some of (the things she insists on) are run-of-the-mill. He has to take off his shoes when he’s in the house; trash must be taken out when the can is three-quarters full; and no feet on the coffee table.” “Jake used to swear like a sailor, but not anymore,” the source told Star. “If he does, he has to apologize.” She ...