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Mollygood —
... Week excitement? [ICYDK]
• Ruh roh: Alec Baldwin takes on the Scientologists. This is not going to end well. [INO]
• There's a reason Hef's bunnies are blonde. [HT]
• Things went horribly wrong at an Oasis concert, of all places. [DListed]
• Doing the impossible: Finding the 10 best moments of last night's VMAs. [Yeeeah]
• Both Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt showed up ...
Grumpy Links
The Grumpiest —
And The Award For Best Breasts Goes To…. - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Lauren Conrad Flashed her Goods - BASTARDLY
Jennifer Aniston in a Low Cut Top - IMNOTOBSESSED
8 year old shredder plays Ozzy - again - HORNYOYSTER
Top Ten Highlights from the 2008 MTV VMA’s - YEEEAH
Fat Lady Destroys Bounce House - DOUBLEVIKING
Hayden Panettiere Gets Leggy For Fashion - POPOHOLIC
Idiot Kid Lights Pants on Fire - FLABBER
2008 MTV Video Music Awards Gallery - ...
NEWSMOUND
Holy Moly! - Breaking celebrity news, gossip & celeb pictures - Holy Moly! —
... minute round up which fails to highlight just how shit Russell Brand was. Bestweekever If Madonna is so worried about shit then why is she married to oh never mind. Celebitchy Scientology has a new arch enemy France. Mollygood Christina Aguilera has the $20 hooker look down pat. Laineygossip Cameron Diaz thinks her boobs and bum are great. No arguing with that. PopsugarUK The highlights of the MTV VMAs . Incredibly there were ten. Yeeeah Morgan Freeman runs off with his wife's best friend. Bild Ashlee Simpson is not ...
The Spears Family, Wal-Mart, and Kiddie Porn: An American Tale
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... sue Wal-Mart, though. I hope she tries to sue the hell out of them, and I hope the case is televised, because I cannot imagine anything more awesome than watching that hot mess play out on camera.
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Britney Gets the ‘Brush
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... proportions” and “job security” are mutually exclusivefor a photoshop artist. Kinda like how “not being laid like ten miles of pipe” and “your mom” are mutually exclusive. Zing!
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Britney Spears Topless for Charity
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... of her that’s being auctioned off on eBay is actually a painting of a photo of a topless Britney. Way to pull a fast one, Britney! Actually, that painting would look awesome in my living room next to panther floor lamp. I’m off to place my bid! I sure hope they take Monopoly money.
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Britney Doesn’t Know What the Hell She Was Thinking
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... like 38 years old or whatever. Miley knows that if you’re an inherently boring, unlikeable and generic little turd, you had best either slut it up or go crazy in order to make America care about you.
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Katy Perry Falls Down at MTV’s Latin America Awards
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... with a dessert knows you can use it to piece together a trite and cliched comedy and rake in millions. Which is precisely why my new business model consists entirely of meringue and mini-van size eclairs. Call me, Katy!
I kissed the floor, and I liked it:
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Britney: For The Record — It Feels Like “Prison”
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... to choose a lifetime of “relative success” and “structure” over a lifetime of “socially-isolated circus clown with a weight problem and a meth habit.” I think it’s pretty obvious where true happiness lies. Some choices just make themselves!
Leaving Sur restaurant last night with her new model boyfriend Marco D’Angelo:
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Britney Spears’ Letterman Top Ten
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... in tutus suspended from a ceiling cable.
2. New flag contains 5150 stars
and the number one way the Country Would Be Different if Britney Spears Were President
1. Read my lips: I don’t wear underpants!
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Britney and Russell Brand 2009 VMAs Commercial
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... What a stretch, huh? Maybe next they can shoot one where it burns when she pees or another where she chokes trying to swallow an entire fruit pie without chewing.
Performing in Madison Square Gardens:
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