cutprintreview.com - 6/23/2009
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Three minutes and ten seconds. That's approximately how long it took director Michael Bay, the king of explosions, to blow something up in Transformers Revenge of the Fallen. Don't go expecting the debris to settle for a second thereafter; once Bay's canons have warmed up, he doesn't stop ...
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - Science Fiction Film Review
cinefantastiqueonline.com 6/26/2009 —
TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN is Michael Bay’s latest excursion into abstract cinema
No other critic is going to admit it, so it falls to me to declare that director Michael Bay is an abstract artist whose work is continuously ...
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Review
baresiren.com 6/24/2009 — Metal swashbuckling against metal with brutal force, with the pitiable (yet some of them sexy) humans squeezed in between, spiced with deep voices sharing wisdom and one- liners. That sums up Michael Bay’s Transformers 2: The Return of the Fallen, pretty well.
The movie starts with Optimus ...
Movie Review: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
slashfilm.com 6/25/2009 —
It would be easy to say that Michael Bay ’s Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen plays like a movie made by a thirteen year old boy for other thirteen year old boys, but if that were actually the case, it might not be such a wretched ...
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Review
movieblog.ugo.com 6/24/2009 — I’ll strap myself to a polygraph if you think I’m lying. Not more than ten minutes after the closing credits of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ran, I was sucking back a McDonald’s Big Mac. It was an apt act of parallel...
Movie Review - 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'
getthebigpicture.net 6/24/2009 —
Transformers: Revenge of the
Fallen
Starring Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, and a bunch of
effects
Directed by Michael Bay
Rated PG-13
Sitting through Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is
singularly depressing. Few films have ever cost as much money to ...
Movie Review - 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'
getthebigpicture.net 6/26/2009 —
Transformers: Revenge of the
Fallen
Starring Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, and a bunch of
effects
Directed by Michael Bay
Rated PG-13
Sitting through Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is
singularly depressing. Only a few films have ever cost as much money to ...
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Review
screenrant.com 6/25/2009 —
Short version: Just like super-sizing a McDonalds meal doesn’t make it taste any better, neither does giving us more of what was in the first film improve Transformers 2 .
Screen Rant reviews Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
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TR Review: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
toplessrobot.com 6/26/2009 — If you want the short version -- and you should seriously it, since this is going to go on for a while -- here are two statements that cover everything I'm about to say. • Watching Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is marginally better than ...
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ... On a Scale of 1-10
cinematical.com 6/25/2009 —
Another week, another ginormous summer movie, and another chance for you Cinematical readers to tell us what you think in the safe, anonymous comfort of our 1-10 poll. Michael Bay's Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has smashed its way into ...
REVIEW: TRANSFORMERS - REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
chud.com 6/24/2009 — This isn't one of those negative reviews where the critic bemoans how stupid the big summer blockbuster is (although Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is stupid beyond belief. Screenwriters Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman claim that Michael Bay ...
Shia LaBeouf & Megan Fox: Grilled —
The Wrap RSS 6/22/2009
On "Transformers 2" -- the movie and the game -- getting blown sky high and what Steven Spielberg would rather do than shoot skeet. By John Gaudiosi Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox didn’t just return to the screen for the $200 million ...
It's 'Transformer's' Night, and Bay Makes Nice —
The Wrap RSS 6/23/2009
By Amy Kaufman There were no signs of cutbacks or the recent exec shuffle at the lavish premiere of "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen," which overtook the streets of Westwood Monday evening with red carpets and life-size replicas of ...