Afternoon Links and Step Brothers
Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail —
Uma Thurman is pregnant - Yeeeah
Hot Tree on Tree Action - Cityrag
Madonna isn’t the same since her nose job - Not Obsessed
Eva Longoria chops her hair off - Dlisted
Ms USA falls on her ass - Ninja Dude
Jack Black is making a School of Rock sequel - Tunaflix
Kim Kardashian pulls out her tits again - Popoholic
Tyra Banks is the hardest working celeb - ICYDK ...
Grumpy Links
The Grumpiest —
Jessica Simpson Cleavage Frenzy - HOLLYWOODTUNA
One of the best Jobs Available - BASTARDLY
Denise Richards Chases the Paparazzi Topless - DRUNKENSTEPFATHER
Katie Price’s Big Tits are Adopting - IMNOTOBSESSED
Holly Madison is the hottest of the 3 - HORNYOYSTER
Tracklist for Rock Band II Leaked - COED MAGAZINE
Uma is Pregnant… or Suffering from Kwashiorkor - YEEEAH
Ninel Conde Is One Hot Mexican! - DOUBLEVIKING
Leighton Meester Gets Cute And ...
Snaps: Crapping Treasure
Litely Salted —
I got nothing against the bald and ripped look, Joey Lawrence, but I draw the line at the blouse. (BWE)
The 17th entry in Pajiba's 20 Best Seasons of the Last 20 Years. (Pajiba)
Here's a word that stumps even us at WIMB: Kwashiorkor. Seems to have something to do with pregnancy bloat. (Yeeeah)
Gwyneth, once again, proves that, though she may at times be insufferable, she looks ravishing, even without makeup. (Celebitchy)
Will somebody tell me who the fuck Katy Perry is and why she keeps ...
Eva Longoria Got Fat on Purpose
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... even be wearing butt pads and stomach pads.
If she’s going to be wearing butt pads and stomach pads, what exactly is the point of gaining the weight in the first place? It’d be like wearing a condom when you’re jerking off or watching an episode of “The Hills” with the volume turned on. Serves no point whatsoever.
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Jenna Jameson is Pregnant
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... if you can still gestate a fetus after “Cum One, Cum All” and “Krystal Method.” I wouldn’t be surprised if the baby came out with a tail speaking Latin and summoning hell’s dark army.
Stills from Shauna Sand Presents “Zombie Strippers”
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Alanis Morrisette Is Fat
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... work out, she’d make a great spokeswoman for Canadian bacon. Cut from lean boneless pork loins, pickle-cured, and rolled in a golden cornmeal! Available shingle style, whole roast, chub roast, or pepper-coated. Canadian bacon — feed that bitterness consumes you from the inside!
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Eva Longoria Pregnant?
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... knows when something like this might happen again!
Keeping her hands in front of her abdomen at the ALMA Awards August 17:
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