slashfilm.com - 17 days ago
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Yes, we were one of the movie news sites that filed a report at Fantastic Fest declaring that Uwe Boll might have finally made a good movie . Was it just a fluke? Was it just a case of the broken clock being right every once in a while (twice a day)? Or might Boll go on to make some other ...
twitchfilm.net - 18 days ago
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twitchfilm.net —
Look out world, Uwe Boll is about to
get Biblical on your ass and he's bringing Luke
Perry along with him. But before we get to the actual content of the film, what the hell is on Luke Perry's face in that poster? That's just ... damn ... it's like ...
AFM 09: Luke Perry Is The Prophet Of The Coming ...
filmschoolrejects.com - 18 days ago
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filmschoolrejects.com —
As much as you’d love for me to
give the normal angry comments about how bad Uwe
Boll is (and he is absolutely terrible as a director), I have something new to add to the pile of arguments against the man. Uwe Boll can’t spell. Or at least his marketing department ...
Uwe Boll’s ‘Darfur’ Trailer Cannot Spell
dreadcentral.com - 16 days ago
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Uwe Boll's The Last Storm News
Pajiba —
... and DiCaprio, because it really fucking about genocide in Darfur.. Instead it stars Kristanna Loken ( Terminator 3 ), Edward Furlong ( Terminator 2 ) and Billy Zane ( The Phantom ). Seriously, have we been transported into some weird, fucked up parallel universe? Did someone spike my coffee with LSD instead of the usual sugar and bourbon? OK, seriously. Now I think he’s just fucking with us. My favorite part takes place right at the 2:37 mark. See if you can catch it. (h/t to Slashfilm and ...
‘Storm’ Trailer: Uwe Boll Returns to (Bad) Form
Screen Rant —
... , looks like it may be his finest work to date -- but that is like saying a small bag of garbage is better than a large bag of garbage. Our buddies over at /Film have pointed out a new trailer for Boll’s next film titles ...
Uwe Boll’s THE FINAL STORM gets a trailer, features Luke Perry
gordonandthewhale.com —
... But the unsettling evidence cannot be ignored and Tom struggles with the horrifying truth: maybe it is the apocalypse. The rapture. The end of days. And they’re all that is left of humanity. As Silas slowly reveals his true colors with his murderous past, and lust for Gillian, the tension between the men builds until an explosive showdown occurs, with Tom defending his family, and fighting for their survival, and perhaps the survival of all mankind.” Source Twitch Film via /Film
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