Victoria and David Beckham's secret to perfect glowing skin: Bird poo

The Beckhams love their bird sh!t
Seriously? OMG! WTF? — ... (photo from WireImage) David Beckham and Posh Spice found the secret to perfect skin and according to Daily Mail it is bird poo. Victoria Beckham, 34, has been regularly indulging in £100 Geisha ...

Poop on the Beckhams
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Victoria Beckahm Is Literally Covered in Shit
CelebNewsWire — ... Rich people have it so much better than the rest of us. They get to wear designer clothes, drive fancy cars, live in luxurious homes. And while we have to depend on Noxema and Clearasil, they get to include exotic ingredients in their skin-care regimen. Exotic ingredients like bird shit. There's nothing like the clean feeling you get from smearing bird shit on your face. Reports the Daily Mail: ...

Itemizing
World of Wonder Productions — • Posh and Becks use bird-shit facials to control their acne. • Rev Peter Mullen, chaplain of the London Stock Exchange, wants it made law that homos have their asses tattooed with SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS. • This time, Japanese scientists have gone too far and are going to hell. • Coldplay to release eight-track EP. That's an EP with eight tracks, not an ...

Posh Gets Pooped On
Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton — If you're like the rest of us, bird droppings on your face are gross and annoying. If you're superstitious, bird droppings on your face are a sign of good luck. And if you're the Beckhams, bird droppings on your face are the key to clear skin. Fabulous! Apparently, on a recent trip to Japan, Poshy was admiring the locals' clear pristine skin, and when she discovered that their secret was a facial paste made of nightingale poop, well gosh-darnit, she just had to have it! So, Her ...

Shitfaced
Crabbie's Hollywood — Posh and Becks have a secret treatment for battling facial blemishes - bird shit. Victoria discovered the paste, derived from nightingale poo, while in Japan, and began using it to combat her famous acne - and somewhere along the line David tried it too and decided he liked it. Bird shit does have its limits though. It can't wipe the permanently sour expression off your face nor can it cure you of a homosexual fixation on Tom Cruise.

David & Victoria's clear skin secret: Bird crap
Epic Carnival — by DCScrap, on 205th magazine I always knew there was a lot of horse-bleep when it came to the Beckhams, but I wasn't aware of the bird-bleep. Victoria, who has long battled problem skin, puts her new clear complexion down to a bizarre new beauty regime involving bird poo. And it seems David has been getting involved too. It's just a good thing David doesn't play a real sport or he'd be getting his ass beat on a daily basis now that this news is out. Victoria, 34, has been regularly indulging in £100 Geisha Facials, using a paste made from nightingale droppings, to combat acne she has suffered since her ...

Victoria Beckham doesn’t think she’s sexy, uses bird poop
Celebrity Gossip, Hollywood gossip, Entertainment News - Anything Hollywood — Say what you will about Victoria Beckham, but whenever I read a new quote or two of hers I almost always think: “What a funny lass!” She’s amazingly self-aware for one. She doesn’t delude herself into thinking she’s the Angelina Jolie of mass media, for example. Which, on first glance, you’d think she might. [image] more photos after the hop… I know I’m not overtly sexy to men. I’m just not one of those women. I’m very in touch with my spiritual self in that way. I am a normal person and I make the best of what I’ve got. I’m not a six-foot model. I’m a girl who made the best of herself.” Should be a mantra to us average-looking women everywhere. Who knew I’d be getting “Gurl Pow-ah” from the ...

Secrets of a Posh Marriage...
X17 Online — victoriadavidmarriagepoop.jpg David Beckham has been leaking his secrets to a sexy and successful marriage to Posh, and it's not exactly what you'd think! He tells the Sun , "We have quite a lot of pressure, honestly, as a couple. But I think having our children around takes all the pressure away." Very interesting considering that most couples would find parenting three kids causes more pressure on their marriage, not less, but kudos for them for find relief in their beautiful boys! David went on to say that the first thing that attracted him to his wife were her "amazing legs." “She was in the Spice Girls when I first saw her and she used to wear these miniskirts and everyone used to say: ‘Who’s ...

We Interrupt This Financial Crisis To Bring You News About Victoria Beckham And Bird Poo
Best Week Ever — People have long wondered how Victoria Beckham makes her skin looks like it's covered in dried bird poo at all times, but lo and behold, thanks to the Daily Mail, her longtime beauty secret has finally been revealed -- actual bird poo. Victoria, 34, has been regularly indulging in £100 Geisha Facials, using a paste made from nightingale droppings, to combat acne she has suffered since her teens... 'She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.' Hmm... she's using products that involve small amounts of bird droppings, it's not like she has a bunch of birds sh*t on her head ...

Victoria Beckham and her shit face
The Blemish — ... . Victoria, having long battled with acne, says she discovered the miracle beauty treatment after learning the local Japanese women achieved their unblemished complexion by smearing nightingale feces over their faces. When Victoria returned to the US, she found a few salons in New York that offered the $200 facials. The Daily Mail reports, “She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.” ...

Ode to a nightingale's poo
World of Wonder Productions — Have you ever said to yourself, "How can I look as dew-drop fresh and lovely as Posh Spice?" Well, now the secret is out. She rubs bird shit all over her face. It's true! When she was in Japan recently, she admired the local women's beautiful complexions and asked how they did it. They told her (as a joke I'm sure) it was paste made of nightingale droppings called a Geisha Facial which sells for $165.71 (I did the conversion). Posh, who has famously battled acne all her life, was overjoyed. She promptly bought a flock of nightingales, a box of bird enemas, and freakin' WENT TO TOWN! Now she just sits under them ALL DAY LONG, getting pooed on and LOVING IT! It's true! OK. No, it isn't. ...