Victoria Beckham Has Potatoes Growing In Those Ears

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Ugh, tanorexic buildup! Car crash survivor Victoria Beckham made an appearance at her perfume launch with her ears still clotted with fake tanner. Someone get this one a Q-Tip or a facecloth! Oh, the filth!This can't be happening. How could they let her fly away from her alien homeworld... [link]

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Snaps: Marry Me
Published 8/29/2008 by Stacey at Webster's Is My Bitch
... Knowles is just as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside. (Ayyyy!) Claire Danes and James Bond at the Valentino: The Last Emperor premiere. (IDWYL) Michael Lohan will see your jerkoff and raise you a dickbag. (Celebitchy) Meanwhile, Carrie Underwood will see your Tony Romo and raise you a Michael Phelps. Nicely done! (The Blemish) Posh has potatoes growing in her ears. And corn growing in her crotch. (Socialite's Life) Who's the most hipster couple in modern existence? (omg blog) Does ...

pop nosh: the muppets coming back to TV?!?
Published 8/29/2008 by popbytes at popbytes
... † victoria beckham's ears are desperately in need of some q-tip action... a socialite's life ...

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