Victoria Beckham's new neck plan
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Ol' Turkey-Neck Beckham Wants To Get Smoothed Out
Published 9/22/2008 by CelebNewsWire at CelebNewsWire
... binge eating here. It's her neck. It's super, super ugly. Like, damn woman, buy some scarves or something before you start scaring away the children. Although if those children had any backbone and sense of humor at all, they probably wouldn't be frightened but start gobbling at her instead. Gobble gobble. Turkey Neck Spice. Well, it's a good thing she's planning on spackling the thing with plastic before it has a chance to get much worse. Reports our very own Turkey in the Straw, FemaleFirst: ...
