Victoria Osteen, Joel Osteen's Wife, Accused Of Assaulting A Flight Attendant

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Smacked Down, Put That Baby Down [News Round Up]
Published 8/6/2008 by Megan Carpentier at Jezebel
... , wife of megachurch pastor Joel Osteen , is in court today facing a lawsuit that her "on-board temper tantrum caused the [flight attendant Sharon Brown ] to lose her religious faith and suffer a flare-up of hemorrhoids." Osteen was reportedly trying to get a spill on her first-class armrest wiped up and elbowed Brown on the way to the cockpit to complain. The Osteens have already paid a $3,000 FAA fine for interfering with a flight crew. [ WorldNet Daily , HuffPo ] In other salacious news, the National Enquirer has finally gotten around to posting ...

The Pastor's Wife Gave Me Hemorrhoids!
Published 8/7/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
... Now if Victoria elbowed her in the right tittay instead, I would completely understand. Joel Osteen is also expected to take the stand. He's going to smile the whole way through. I want to see him say "hemorrhoids" with a smile. And I think I've got a little hot tickle in my asshole just from looking at Victoria's picture. The bitch does give you roids! There goes my social life for the week. Preparation H should hire her ass! Source: HuffPo

The Church Leader, the Airline Attendant, and the Buzz
Published 8/8/2008 at Yahoo! Buzz Log
... sparked an explosion of interest in Search and Buzz. Queries for "victoria osteen" rose so fast yesterday that she ranked as the #2 breakout mover for the day. The litany of related searches can't be good for the couple's public image, either: "joel osteen scandal," "victoria osteen trial," "victoria osteen lawsuit," and "victoria osteen plane incident" have all soared. In Buzz, a Huffington Post article on the trial garnered over 100 votes since Wednesday. Papers from Anchorage, Alaska ("Attorney says suit vs. ...