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MICHAEL MUSTO as LINDSAY LOHAN as MARILYN MONROE by Michael Musto
MICHAEL MUSTO as LINDSAY LOHAN as MARILYN MONROE by Michael Musto
Heath Ledger died in the nude, but most of today's young female stars live in the nude, albeit while teetering on the precipice of oblivion and trying to join him there. Whereas yesterday's sexpot Jane Fonda had to apologize just for saying the word cunt , most of these refreshingly shameless bimbettes are only sorry when you can't see theirs, even if the exposed pubes give the lie to their ...
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Michael Musto as Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe
Celebglitz.com Latest Celebrity News, Gossip, Pictures — Next > Last >> Michael Musto as Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe PermaLink | On : 2008 Mar 05 | More on: Lindsay Lohan Village Voice columnist Michael Musto pays homage to the infamous Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe photographs. Says Musto , “The slinky Lindsay said she did 250 crunches the night before her shoot. Well, I did 250 Nestlé Crunches.” Musto did a very good job of recreating the Lindsay photographs, except that he looks younger than her !! View all of the pictures here . Most Recent News: Dina Lohan's New Reality Show Lindsay Lohan is not doing ...

Marilyn. Lindsay. Musto.
SpoutBlog — ... seems to be a trojan horse used to smuggle a cranky old man essay into the weekly, complete with grumbles that today’s nip-slipping, up-skirt courting starlets “never claim an affinity for anyone esoteric, like Barbara Payton, Carrie Nye, or Tippi Hedren.” Cool it with the history, old man––just show us your tits! These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.

Michael Musto AS Lindsay Lohan AS Marilyn Monroe
Oh No They Didn't! — So meta I can't handle it. The legendary Village Voice columnist does an homage to Lindsay as Marilyn. (NOTE TO MODS: Pics added) (MORE PICTURES HERE AT THE SOURCE)

Musto channels his inner Lohan
USATODAY.com - Lifeline Live — Everything must be parodied these days. And the latest? Michael Musto poses as Lindsay Lohan posing as Marilyn Monroe. The start of the story that accompanies his ...

Michael Musto as Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe
Just Jared — Older Michael Musto as Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe Wed, 05 March 2008 at 11:57 am Village Voice columnist Michael Musto pays homage to the infamous Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe photographs . View all of the pictures at VillageVoice.com . Share This Post: Facebook Digg this Add to del.icio.us Stumble it Photos: Howard Huang/Village Voice, Bert Stern/NY Mag Posted to: Lindsay Lohan , Marilyn Monroe Related posts: Lindsay Lohan is Marilyn Monroe Lindsay Lohan is ...

Why Can't I Wrap My Links Around a Blog in Friendship?
Film Experience Blog — Circus Hour "an interview with Kate Hudson's ass" The Reeler takes a good hard look at Jason Statham and his dramatic gifts. No, really Go Fug Yourself ponders Sarah Polley at the Genie Awards Just Jared Kate Winslet on the set of The Reader My New Plaid Pants discovers his phantom limbs jazz hands and confesses to loving Bob Fosse. No shame in that Mister Village Voice Michael Musto does Marilyn post Lindsay doing Marilyn. popbytes shares the terrible news: a remake of Rosemary's Baby. Exactly what is there to improve ...

Musto/Lohan/Monroe
Hollywood Elsewhere — ... for it by not shaving or waxing a thing, just letting it all hang in the wind as both a nod to history and a means of reclaiming control. Just like with Marilyn and Lindsay, people have always grabbed at me, wanting a piece of my piece and a slice of my soul, but usually with more pepperoni and less cheese. Well, this time, I was seizing the power back by saying: "My bits are only mine to give. Now here they are, world. Take it all!" -- Village Voice columnist Michael Musto in a piece/photo spread that went up today . The first and final observation is that ...

Marilyn Musto
World of Wonder Productions — In his latest Village Voice column, Michael Musto takes on Lindsay Lohan mimicking Marilyn Monroe's famous "last sitting" photo session with Bert Stern. MM does LL does MM. Click here to watch Musto's incredible eye-popping slideshow. (Photo by Howard Huang. Styling by Curtis Davis for Ken Barboza. Hair by Q. Hardy Illusions/CLICK Models. Makeup by Jackie Sanchez/Illusions/Smashbox)

Michael Musto Emulates Lindsay Lohan’s Nude Photos
That Other Blog - The Latest Gossip and Entertainment News — Michael Musto, of The Village Voice, did an homage to Lindsay as Marilyn and by golly, he looked better than LL herself. Hilarious! [Source] ...

Michael Musto Does Marilyn Monroe With Gusto
Socialite Life — ... In his Village Voice column, the fantastic Michael Musto pokes fun at Lindsay Lohan's nude homage to Marilyn Monroe by posing for a few shots of his own. My favorite is probably the one where he's got that fishnet on his head. In his column, he points out how obvious and uninspired the choice of having Marilyn Monroe as a figure to emulate is for an young, doe-eyed starlet. ...

La Musto's "Last Sitting"
Gothamist — ... as she posed as Marilyn Monroe. Michael Musto wasn't about to let her steal the show though, he's now topped the troubled tart by posing as Lindsay posing as Marilyn. He tells his loyal readers how he prepared for his own "Last Sitting": ...

Michael Musto does Lindsay Lohan doing Marilyn Monroe
Backseat Cuddler — These are so funny! Village Voice columnist Michael Musto pays homage to the infamous Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe spread. Says Musto, “The slinky Lindsay said she did 250 crunches the night before her shoot. Well, I did 250 Nestlé Crunches.”  Check out his article at the ...

All That Drinking And Partying On The Sly Haven't Aged Lindsay A Bit. She Might Want To Schedule A Full Body Wax
Pretty Boring - The Cure For the Daily Blah — ... Seriously, folks, before you start to wonder who's been messing with your meds, that is not Lindsay Lohan. That is Michael Musto of The Village Voice. Michael's been on the New York literary scene for years, and his homage to an homage to a legend is breathtaking in its simplicity. As Musto himself says, "Well, this time, I was seizing the power back by saying: "My bits are only mine to give. Now here they are, world. Take it all!" ...

Musto on Lohan on Monroe: Priceless
I BLOG BECAUSE I CAN — ... , which has Musto mimicking Lohan's poses and showing off his man-boobs, their is an accompanying essay that is one of the most on-point commentaries that I have heard on this current generation of sexed-up, boozed-up, panty-less starlets to date. One of the first few sentences of this piece sums it up perfectly for me: Whereas yesterday's sexpot Jane Fonda had to apologize just for saying the word cunt , most of these refreshingly shameless bimbettes are only sorry when you can't see theirs, even if the exposed pubes give the lie to their natural blondeness. The natural ...

These Are Too Funny Not To Post
poponthepop.com — More of Michael Mutso’s Lindsay Lohan nude Marilyn Monroe pictures spoof. Village Voice Related Posts - Award Shows And Just Pics , Fierce , Lindsay Lohan Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.

Michael Musto Spoofs Lindsay
Lohan Groupie — ... a nod to history and a means of reclaiming control. Just like with Marilyn and Lindsay, people have always grabbed at me, wanting a piece of my piece and a slice of my soul, but usually with more pepperoni and less cheese. Well, this time, I was seizing the power back by saying: "My bits are only mine to give. Now here they are, world. Take it all!" … “The slinky Lindsay said she did 250 crunches the night before her shoot. Well, I did 250 Nestlé Crunches.” - Michael Musto The photos are hilarious. I totally don’t think of this ...

Rumors: Shake-Up Inside HBO?
Deadline.com — ... time. Nikki Finke's Bio Email Nikki About DHD Nikki in LA Weekly Privacy Policy RSS feeds: (click) (copy/paste) Top Ten Movies 1. 10,000 BC 2. College Road Trip 3. Vantage Point 4. The Bank Job 5. Semi-Pro 6. The Spiderwick Chronicles 7. The Other Boleyn Girl 8. Jumper 9. Step Up 2 10. Fool’s Gold Film Spotlight Gus Van Sant’s Paranoid Park Musto as Lohan as Monroe Married Life’s Ira Sachs The Counterfeiters’ Stefan ...

ADVISORY: Light Posting Due To Illness
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RIP: Charlton Heston
Deadline.com — ... at this time. Nikki Finke's Bio Email Nikki About DHD Nikki in LA Weekly Privacy Policy RSS feeds: (click) (copy/paste) Top Ten Movies 1. 21 2. Horton Hears A Who! 3. Superhero Movie 4. Meet The Browns 5. Drillbit Taylor 6. Shutter 7. 10,000 BC 8. Stop-Loss 9. College Road Trip 10. The Bank Job Film Spotlight Gus Van Sant’s Paranoid Park Musto as Lohan as Monroe Married Life’s Ira Sachs The Counterfeiters’ Stefan ...

SAG And AMPTP Will Negotiate On Saturday
Deadline.com — ... closed at this time. Nikki Finke's Bio Email Nikki About DHD Nikki in LA Weekly Privacy Policy RSS feeds: (click) (copy/paste) Top Ten Movies 1. Prom Night 2. Street Kings 3. 21 4. Nim’s Island 5. Leatherheads 6. Horton Hears A Who! 7. Smart People 8. The Ruins 9. Superhero Movie 10. Drillbit Taylor Film Spotlight Gus Van Sant’s Paranoid Park Musto as Lohan as Monroe Married Life’s Ira Sachs The Counterfeiters’ Stefan ...

Awards Season Schedules
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ADVISORY: No Posting Until Tonight
Deadline.com — ... Nikki in LA Weekly Privacy Policy RSS feeds: (click) (copy/paste) Top Ten Movies 1. Baby Mama 2. Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay 3. Forgetting Sarah Marshall 4. The Forbidden Kingdom 5. Nim’s Island 6. Prom Night 7. 21 8. 88 Minutes 9. Horton Hears A Who! 10. Deception Film Spotlight Gus Van Sant’s Paranoid Park Have Movie Stereotypes Returned? Musto as Lohan as Monroe Married Life’s Ira Sachs The Counterfeiters’ Stefan ...

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