Grumpy Links
The Grumpiest —
Heidi Montag Knows Where To Stick That Rifle - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Lauren Conrad Took Her Sexy Legs Out In Hollywood! - BASTARDLY
Mandy Moore And DJ AM Are Back Together! IMNOTOBSESSED
Candice Michelle’s Unforgettable Tits - HORNYOYSTER
What the hell i with Katie Holmes’ Teeth? - YEEEAH
Unbelievable McCain Vs. Obama Dance-Off - DOUBLEVIKING
Heather Graham Drops Some Serious Cleavage - POPOHOLIC
Scary Baby Laugh-a-lot Doll -
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Snaps: Ab Off
Litely Salted —
Guys, old Stace here needs your help. Over on Pajiba, Dustin and I are having a pissing contest/flame war which culminated into an Ab Off -- and my precious Jared Padalecki is losing. And since I'm not above begging, or cheating, please go vote for him! Even if you prefer Ryan Reynolds! Do it for me! Pretty please? (Pajiba) Katie Holmes went to having a mouth full of trailer park teeth overnight. (Yeeeah!)
Madonna is such a meanie, she made poor Guy Ritchie cry. (The Blemish)
America Ferrera plays a real life Mean ...
Arielle Kebbel Brings The Afternoon Links!
Moejackson - Bastardly News & Gossip —
... - The World’s Sexiest Sex Position - You Decide! [CO-ED Magazine]
- John McCain Supporters Send a Viral Email [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Mandy Moore And DJ AM Are Back Together! [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Jamie Lynn Spears’ friend speaks - UPDATE [Celebslam]
- The Greatest Chick Drinks of All Time [Complex]
- Maksim Thinks These Two Are Fat Asses [Dlisted]
- What in Holy Hell Happened to Katie Holmes’ Teeth? [Yeeeah!]
- Jodie Marsh (obviously) is a Coffee Lady [Derek Hail]
- ...
BRICKS AND STONES LINK THIS!
BricksAndStonesGossip.com —
Heather Mills Digs Gold, Spends Money The Hollywood Gossip
Who has better abs: Jared Padalecki or Ryan Reynolds? Pajiba
Katie Holmes a Snaggle Tooth? Yeeeah
Paris Hilton Looking Scary and it’s not her Halloween Costume Webster is my Bitch
Justin Gaston Miley Cyrus Living Together Hot Momma Gossip
Jessica Biel is a Singer? Evil Beet Gossip
Heather Graham Joins The Saggy Boobie Club Hollywood Tuna
Jen Wants John to Keep His Mouth Shut Im Not Obsessed ...
Lowest Common Denominators
Mollygood —
• Britney Spears takes her kids to the pumpkin patch; everyone survives. [PS]
• Paris Hilton is flying into space and fears she may never come back. We don't see a problem with that. [INO]
• Michael Jackson emerges from his cave to frighten the citizens of LA. [DListed]
• Katie Holmes has two different sets of teeth. [Yeeeah]
• Everyone's talking about it, but we still have no idea why: ...
Herpes, Anyone?
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... challenger worthy of Amy Winehouse in the disgusting facial scab department! Ugh. With the cold sores and the haircut and the winter coat, she’s one pair of fingerless gloves and roaring trashcan fire away from being a British street urchin in a Dickens’ story. Crust o’ bread, govnah? Spot o’ tea? Pip pip cheerio, mates!
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Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... immune to this economy.
Leaving Cristoni Restaurant in Beverly Hills with her old hair and lots o’ leg:
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