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Sarah Palin Is Going To Grenade Launch Her Hunting Partner In The Face
Videogum —
... It has been revealed that Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin supports the practice of "aerial wolf hunting," which to be honest sounds amazing and like the best thing. But apparently it's not and it's also horrible. Basically, what it entails is going up in a plane, finding a wolf, and chasing that wolf with a plane. Sometimes you shoot the wolf from the plane, but sometimes you figure that maybe it's easier to just keep chasing the wolf until it gets really tired and lays down for a nap, and then you land the plane and shoot the wolf in its sleeping face. Wait, whuuuuuuut? ...
The Man Who Programmed Sarah Palin [Red Meat]
Gawker —
... or Scully sabotaged her. Hear us out! Scully left the Bush administration pissed off at his fellow speechwriter Mike Gerson and willing to settle scores in the pages of the liberal Atlantic. He wrote a book about animal rights and how he came to be a fairly militant vegetarian. The book is about how we humans have abused our God-granted "dominion" over the animals. He even opposes many hunting practices! Including, say, hunting wolves from fucking airplanes. So. Michael Scully either put his party before his sense of ...
Pink: Sarah Palin ‘Hates Women’
Oh No They Didn't! —
... Pink, an animal rights activist, suggests creatures other than humans should be just as scared of Palin: "I can't imagine shooting a wolf out of a helicopter." ...
Meet Michaelle Jean, the Sarah Palin of Canada [Crazy Lady Governors]
Gawker —
... refugee who fled to Canada in 1968, bears a slight physical resemblance to Sarah Palin, as evidenced by the accompanying photo of her sitting on a thrown sporting fashionable eyeglasses and gaudy patriotism "flair" on her lapel. According to her Wikipedia page, Jean started out professionally as a journalist, just like Sarah Palin! Further, they both hold the title of Governor over frozen states. Sarah Palin likes to decorate her office with dead animals and shoots wolves from helicopters, while Jean, clearly the more badass of the two, prefers to ...
