WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN

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Hilary Duff is oink
Published 6/18/2008 by chris at Blog of Hilarity
From some hot dog place in California… This is like finding out that not only does Santa Clause not exist, but that the man with the flowing white beard who used to appear in my house and eat all my cookies was not only having sex with my mom, but also draining my college funds, shitting in my bathroom and not flushing, and facefucking me while I dreamed of that awesome new Nintendo game. I hear in this game there are pixel-y graphics and you jump on things! It’s a real keeper! [WWTDD is owed gratitude] Filed under: ...

Goodies!
Published 6/18/2008 by ToobMaster at NewsToob
You gotta check out Kristen Bell’s ass in FHM UK - Ninja Dude Ali Larter used to be called fat and was in tears - Geno’s World Gisele Bundchen graces the cover of GQ Magazine - HollyWire Lindsay Lohan is a horrible stripper - HQ Celebrity What the hell happened to the real Hilary Duff? - WWTDD Britney Spears is still looking a bit pregnant - IDLYITW OMG Lucy Pinder & Sophie Howard ...

NEWSMOUND
Published 6/19/2008 at HOLY MOLY Entertainment Gossip
Is Hilary up the Duff or just piling the pounds on? WWTDD David Beckham gets his ball bulge out again. Hollyscoop Britney Spears attempted suicide twice? Celebwarship Liv Tyler felt fat next to Edward Norton . ICYDK Nicole Richie looks like The Corpse Bride. Laineygossip Sienna Miller pulls no punches on her break-up with the Welsh scarecrow. ASL Jennifer Lopez does something nice for no money shocker. INO Why not buy Nicole Richie 's engagement dress? Because it wouldn't fit you. Intouch Call the police. ...

"This Chick Used To Be So Cute. Now She Looks Like She’s Halfway Through A Sex Change. " [Missdemeanors]
Published 6/20/2008 by Jessica at Jezebel
... was willing to take their clothes off for money was also willing to dyke out for money too. So enough with this nonsense that she’s a fake. Girl is open for business." I'm no fan of Ms. Tequila's but the assumption that she is gay for pay is just tasteless. The Punishment : Having to watch 72 straight hours of Ms. Tequila's A Shot of Love , Clockwork Orange -style, with eyes forced open the entire time. The Accused : What Would Tyler Durden Do? The Crime : Felony body snarking The Evidence : "Top fitness experts recommend hot dogs for breakfast, and it must be the key to ...