Who's Got A Defensive Ass?

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Quickies
Published 8/20/2008 by Nick at Celebslam: They're Better Than Us
... clip [Drunken Stepfather] + Audrey Tatou bikini pics [Egotastic!] + Adriana Lima nip slip? Sure! (NSFW) [College Humor] + Kristin Cavallari used to have such a nice ass [Bastardly] + Eva Longoria looks . . . happy [I’m Not Obsessed] + Michael Phelps is not banging Amanda Beard [Dlisted] + Megan Fox is a really hot nun [Popoholic] + Who’s got a defensive ass? [A Socialite’s Life] + Silvina Luna is the International ...

Morning Wood
Published 8/20/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
Zac Efron's ass plays defense. Yeah, and I'm sure he " accidentally " allows a few balls into his hoop - A Socialite's Life Posh is not on diet pills! She's on the "no eating" diet! - ...

Why Is Zac Efron Wearing “Defense” Ass Shorts?
Published 8/20/2008 by Dan Hopper at Best Week Ever
... were sold out of "Princess" B) Exercising is his "Defense" against stress? Or his ass is? C) It's a word puzzle: Ass + Defense = Defensass. Defenseless? The Fences? HaydenIsMyDefenseAndByThatIMeanBeard? D) Confused attempt to pose as a sports fan by cheering for "Defense" in general instead of a particular team/school. E) Zac Efron is a gay elf who bought a pair of shorts with the word "Defense" on them. (via Socialitelife)