Quickies
Celebslam: They're Better Than Us —
... clip [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Audrey Tatou bikini pics [Egotastic!]
+ Adriana Lima nip slip? Sure! (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Kristin Cavallari used to have such a nice ass [Bastardly]
+ Eva Longoria looks . . . happy [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Michael Phelps is not banging Amanda Beard [Dlisted]
+ Megan Fox is a really hot nun [Popoholic]
+ Who’s got a defensive ass? [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Silvina Luna is the International ...
Morning Wood
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid —
Zac Efron's ass plays defense. Yeah, and I'm sure he " accidentally " allows a few balls into his hoop - A Socialite's Life Posh is not on diet pills! She's on the "no eating" diet! - ...
Why Is Zac Efron Wearing “Defense” Ass Shorts?
Best Week Ever —
... were sold out of "Princess"
B) Exercising is his "Defense" against stress? Or his ass is?
C) It's a word puzzle: Ass + Defense = Defensass. Defenseless? The Fences? HaydenIsMyDefenseAndByThatIMeanBeard?
D) Confused attempt to pose as a sports fan by cheering for "Defense" in general instead of a particular team/school.
E) Zac Efron is a gay elf who bought a pair of shorts with the word "Defense" on them.
(via Socialitelife)

