Why women can't handle 'Dark Knight'

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the dark side of being a female- is your bladder at stake?
Published 7/22/2008 at OH NO!!
... chose to dash off when their least favorite lady hit the screen. Not to mention the fact that it was directed by a man.) Zack Snyder, director of upcoming geek boy extravaganza "Watchmen," has told the New York Times: "The main picture is nearing three hours long, and I know I have a fight on my hands just with that." Um, more like a "flight" on your hands at 124 minutes, when a dozen chicks run for the aisles. How about an intermission for the geek girls? Source

The Dark Knight: and The Ladies (Room)
Published 7/22/2008 by Graham (noreply@blogger.com) at Movies et al.
You'll probably find this a bit hard to believe, but Monica Corcoran of the Los Angeles Times has proposed that women don't like The Dark Knight because...it's too long for them to watch without having to get up and pee. Here's a sample quote from "Why Women Can't Handle The Dark Knight": ...

The Dark Knight: and the Ladies (update)
Published 7/24/2008 by Graham (noreply@blogger.com) at Movies et al.
In taking apart Monica Corcoran's disastrous attempt at gender-based humor about The Dark Knight, Why Women Can't Handle The Dark Knight, I was missing the most important piece of information: the percentage of The Dark Knight's audience that was actually female. I knew Warner Brothers knew or would know, but they hadn't released it yet. Here you are: ...