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Wiener : (Noun) A dorky, socially inept, or boringly studious person, or someone who used to star on "Saved by the Bell." Sometimes they just make it too easy. So anyway, at a Oscar Meyer charity event yesterday, the newly single Mario Lopez told People what he's looking for in a girl. You know, in case any ladies out there were interested or whatever. "I'm a pretty low-maintenance kind ...
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