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Moscow Mule and a Hot Water Bottle Links
Ayyyy! —
It’s that kind of day.
The True North, strong and free to look at posters for Kevin Smith films (AgentBedhead)
The VMA’s: from the ridiculous to…the ridiculous (CelebritySmack)
Hilary Swank to swell (DailyStab)
Take a walk down WTF lane with Nicholas Cage (Defamer)
Bai Ling admits her head is just a place to put wigs (CandyKirby)
I’m Bringing PrivacyWatches Back! (IBBB)
That poor horse should fire her agent (UKPopSugar)
So, just how fast DOES Sarah Palin type? (Radar) ...
Quickies
Celebslam: They're Better Than Us —
Lance Bass and Kim Kardashian at a pre-VMAs party at Avalon nightclub in West Hollywood (9/3)
+ It’s Miley Cyrus’ mom’s ass! [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Homewrecker shows off her cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Heidi Montag needs to not hang around beautiful women [Bastardly]
+ Abbey Clancy Hots Up FHM [Egotastic!]
+ Miranda Kerr is adorably hot [Popoholic]
+ Victoria Beckham is no Martha Stewart [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Amy Winehouse caught carrying ...
Amy Winehouse: Back to Back Jack
Allie Is Wired! —
... Does this organizer know who Amy Winehouse is? Please… that junkie puts booze on her Cheerios. Besides she needs it to keep that crack angel voice lubricated? ...
Shipwreck!
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid —
... late, but that's 45 minutes early in Wino time. She didn't slap any bitches or hawk any of her crack loogies on anybody. That's progress! I'm sure she still managed to scream " Blaaaake " every 5 seconds, but it's not her fault. Just like coke magically jumps into her nose, the word " Blaaaake " pops out of her mouth without force. Here's more of the Crackie of Camden making LOLcrackie faces while performing at the Bestival festival yesterday. And I wonder if her belly was full of 45 bottles of Jack ? ...
Amy Winehouse Too Ugly To Attend Her Own Birthday Party
CelebNewsWire —
A couple of weeks ago we stumbled upon this picture of Amy Winehouse. We were so confused that we dug out our trusty protractor and tightened our monocle for a closer look. Could it be? Does Wino look cute? Normal? No, no, no, that couldn't be. Alas, the moment was fleeting and the next day she was back to her cracky, impetigo-crusted self. And apparently her visage has gotten so bad recently that she even skipped her own birthday party, claiming she was too ugly to leave the house. Poor Wino. Reports The Sun: ...
