candykirby.com - 8/19/2008
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Blasphemediawhore (blăs’fə-mē·dē·ə-hôr)
Function : Noun
1. A media whore who commits blasphemy toward something culturally iconic, such as Brooke Shields’ Calvin Klein ads, by imitating it poorly — just for attention
See : Kim Kardashian; Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe ; Tyra Banks as the prospective First Lady
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