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Put on your sunglasses. Keanu Reeves is one bright bitch. He probably uses SPF: Bitch Don't Even Think Of Going Into The Sun. It is nice to see Keanu in the water though. Unfortunately, fleas and scabies can swim, but at least he's washing off some of his stank. You know that girl with him came out of the water dirtier than when she went in. Keanu is also more interested in picking the ... [link]

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Keanu Reeve's Hits the Beach, Not Sunny Enough to Tan
Published 6/17/2008 at OH NO!!
... is also more interested in picking the street shit out of his fingernails than looking at his topless friend. Oh and to answer my own question, DUH! I'd have to apply oven cleaner to my skin after fucking with filthy ass Keanu, but it would be worth it. Here's Keanu with topless friend on the French Riviera today. Dlisted

Monday Night Links
Published 6/17/2008 by raincoaster at Ayyyy!
... Boys (ImNotObsessed) Battle of the Jennifers: Aniston vs Connelly (CandyKirby) Mary-Louise Parker really gets into her sex scenes (SeriouslyOMG) Hermione bags an elephant (CeleBitchy) How R.Kelly walked (Stereohyped) Hilary Duff will not play your cameltoe games! (IBBB) Queen Bee Amy Winehouse fires the beehive-builder (PRInside) Kate Beckinsale demands butt double (HolyMoly) Keanu airs out the ...

Keanu Reeves al mare in Francia
Published 6/17/2008 by GossipAddicted at GOSSIPpando.it
Keanu Reeves (44) in compagnia di una sconosciuta in topless, è stato fotografato ieri al mare in Francia, dove pare esser arrivato nei giorni scorsi per una vacanza tutta europea. L’attore dal colorito pallido e per niente abbronzato, era rilassato e sorriente mentre faceva il bagno a Cannes con la sua amica, della quale proprio non si capisce l’idendità.   Forse dopo che gli è stato attribuito un love-affair a marzo ...

Lunch Bits!
Published 6/17/2008 by Roberta at In Case You Didn't Know
Would you hit it? [DListed] Lindsay Lohan’s pasty legs in mom shorts! [Hollywood Tuna] Kate Beckinsale is insecure about her butt! [IDLYITW] Leona Helmsley’s dog’s inheritance was cut to $2 million! [Celebitchy] Guess who’s wearing the prison stripes! [ASL] Marky Mark said no to Clooney’s bunch! [MollyGood] The many faces of Heidi Klum ...

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