Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Barley Water! Arrrgh!

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Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Barley Water! Arrrgh!
CelebWarship found this 6/10/2008 on www.celebnewswire.com [flag]
"Avast, yon lily-livered L. Ron followers! You be under attack! Hand over all your booty and doubloons! We be wantin' all your e-meters and copies of Dianetics or it's Davy Jones' Locker for you!" Or, in English, pirates are threatening to attack Scientologists! According to The New York Daily News : Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes should avoid takin' a cruise with the Scientologists this ... [link]

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Published 6/10/2008 by Alyk at CelebWarship
... with the kids. [TB] Ugh, more Phoebe Price bikini pics. [BST] Muffin top like woah. [TNI] Celebrity Rehab 2 looks awesome (and sad.) [RR] The term “pop n chop” kind of frightens me. [WIMB] Scotland is giving Donald Trump a hard time. [AY] Pirates want a piece of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. [CNW] Heidi Montag is worth $3 million. No. Effing. Way. [IDWYL ...

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Published 6/11/2008 at HOLY MOLY Entertainment Gossip
... Scientology has a new mortal enemy. Pirates, yaaar! Celebnewswire Lionel Richie reveals the torture of spending years in the company of his daughter. ...

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