Gordon in the morning: Stop it now, Gordon
No Rock And Roll Fun —
... Still, at least it gives Gordon some purpose. He's reduced to running a story about a guy on a German reality show bringing a chicken to orgasm as his third story this morning - ten years ago, that would barely have made it to a SunSpot.
peta, zoophilia etc.
Oh No They Didn't! —
... Farmer Wants A Wife, based on an old British TV series, involved nine men looking for Mrs Right. Unsurprisingly Hansi’s search was one of the five that failed – with his choice of lady, Marianne, walking off after seeing his chicken-pleasuring routine. She raged: “You always hear jokes about what lonely farmers do to their animals. “I am disgusted. This is not my world.” source



