"Your Friends Were Very Jealous, Even If They Say They Weren't, They Were Envious I Approached You" [Crap Voicemail From A Dude]

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He Had Me At "Elegant"
Published 6/27/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
... times and delivered such memorable quotes as: "You're an extremely elegant woman. I couldn't take my eyes off you, and your friends were very jealous, even if they say they weren't..." "I'm Greek and I'm extremely particular about what I like. So I'm giving you an opportunity here. " "But nobody says "Call me," hands a person a business card and then doesn't return calls. It's extremely passive aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder." Jezebel has the complete transcript of Dmitri's douchetastic voicemails to Elegant Olga. I'm ...

Strange
Published 6/27/2008 at Hollywood Rag - Celebrity Ragazine
... he was married to Anna Kournikova!! Sarah Jessica Parker isn’t trying to avoid being typecast How to End Homophobia Tea Leoni does the bikini thing Cameron to Pap: Black Crack is Wack! Kelly Long has long ______ Paul Wall still has his ______ Nicole Richie isn't doing AM anymore image Miley Cyrus: " I won’t be Hannah Montana by the time I’m 30 " Nicole Richie's macaroni & cheese cookbook Women approach this guy 6-7 times a day - Voicemail comedy Luke Perry says NO to 90210 ...