ANTM: The Gold Fairy Of Crazy
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It was makeover night on "America's Next Top Not-Model " yesterday and the highlight of the episode had nothing to do with the chick's reactions to their new shitty hair. It was all about Ty Ty , once again. The woman's community-theater-worthy acting skills are flawless. Can we change the name of ANTM to " The Tyra Banks " show already? Wait. She already has that. Ty Ty used the makeover episode to fulfill one of her 12-year-old fantasies of playing Snow White AND a fairy godmother. Seeing Ty Ty's gold fairy godmother with shiny sperm-eyes was like watching The Wiz on a bad acid trip. I sat there and surrendered to her insanity. I'm ...
Tyra Banks is F@#%!ng Insane
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You know that feeling you get when you’re walking past a crazy hobo who’s spouting gibberish? That sort of panicked, where do I look oh God he’s making eye contact feeling? Well, now you can suffer through that feeling without the inconvenience of being outdoors, courtesy of America’s Next Top Model. Tyra Banks stars as princess Snow White, complete with poison apples, gay Prince Charming and “the Good Fierce Witch” as she introduces the makeover segment of the show. It’s as fucking insane as it sounds. All that’s missing is ...



