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Bitchy NBC Newsers Now Jealous Of Luke Russert [Gossip Roundup]
Gawker — Luke Russert golf-carted around the Democratic convention like some kind of boy king while his bitter coworkers had to hoof it. Obviously this rumor is made up, because everyone knows NBC correspondents air their bitter grievances only on camera. [P6] Jennifer Aniston will apparently guest star on an episode of 30 Rock. Then she'll start pressuring the show for commitment, dropping hints about babies and planting marriage rumors in the press until 30 Rock runs screaming out of its apartment, breaks up with her via text message and spills the whole sordid tale to the paparazzi. ...

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Evil Beet Gossip — “It’s news to me. He didn’t seem any more or less horny than anyone I worked with.” David Duchovny’s writer pal Matt Dearborn , commenting about the actor’s recent decision to check into sex addiction rehab. Heh, you know this whole checking-into-sex-rehab thing is just Tea Leoni’s punishment for finding out he’d cheated on her at some point. And it’s actually quite brilliant. When he’s groveling like “Please, baby, let me make it up to you. What can I do? Just tell me, baby? I’ll do anything,” Tea thinks about it and is like, “Jesus, what’s a fair punishment for this. Well, I could just go ahead and cheat on you, and that would technically ...