
Britney Spears Still Sucks
IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com —
Britney Spears wants everyone to know when she's not lifting her cell phones and her Frappuccino Slurpees, she lifts weights. Oh, clap clap clap applause, Brit. Call us back when you can lift the...
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Brit Brit Works Out
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid —
BritneySpears.com has been posting some amazingly fascinating shit of Our Lady of Cheetos like this video of her working out in her "purdy fancee rum wif shiny balls." That's what she call it.
You know, if I had a trainer and a chef, I'd probably eat healthy and work out too. Okay, no I wouldn't. But you know Brit Brit isn't either. You can't tell from this video, but at the beginning where she's reaching up, her trainer hung bags of Cheetos from the ceiling for her to try and grab. At the end of the work out, they just give them to her.
Snaps: Jazzercise
Litely Salted —
Britney does still not have the mental capacity to handle her own affairs. (Yeeeah!) But she's not gonna let that ruin a fun afternoon of jazzercise. (IDLYITW) Jennifer Love Hewitt could literally look at a piece of pizza and the pregnancy rumors would start flying. (The Blemish) Katherine Heigl is ugly in the face part of her head. (Seriously? OMG!) Fuck this "902190" noise. "Melrose Place" is where it was at! (Celebitchy) How well do you know your romantic comedies on a scale of "gay" to "really gay." ...
Britney Spears - Sie trainiert, trainert und trainiert!
Promi News —
Auf ihre Homepage “BritneySpears.com” hat die gleichnamige Inhaberin Britney Spears jetzt ein Video veröffentlicht, welches sie beim schweißtreibenden Fitness Training zeigt. Der Pottschalk muss schon sagen da wird mal clevere PR gemacht, so dass man vermeintlich sehen kann wie sehr sich den Hintern abtrainiert und nicht nur irgendwelche “Diät”-Pillen futtert. Solche Gerüchte werden ja gerne [...] ...



