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Consequence: This Is Hilarious!!!
Crazy Days and Nights: Chinese Tiger Woods Video
ZackTaylor.ca | Your #1 Source for Celebrity Gossip & Entertainment News: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN THE TIGER WOODS CAR CRASH...
| check this tiger woods china business: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE 12/30/2009 |
| Sick of hearing about Tiger Woods, but I've never seen 3D animation used in news reports before. Kinda strange: http://bit.ly/5a6Im7 12/20/2009 |
| RT @nyneofuturists: PSA: You probably need this foreign-language video-game reenactment of Tiger's big night: http://bit.ly/5a6Im7 12/18/2009 |
This Is Hilarious!!!
Consequence —
Even if you don't speak a lick of Chinese This shit is Hilarious!!! They use "Grand Theft Auto" Graphics to reenact Tiger Woods' accident It's The Cons Fool WORD!!! ...
Chinese Tiger Woods Video
Crazy Days and Nights —
What do you do if there is no video of an event? Well if you are a Chinese news station and have some time on your hands you make up your own video of the Tiger Woods incident. Not much in English but well worth your 96 seconds. ...
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN THE TIGER WOODS CAR CRASH...
ZackTaylor.ca | Your #1 Source for Celebrity Gossip & Entertainment News —
Hahaha AMAZING!!!!!!
Game Over: Woods Charged With Reckless Driving; No Evidence Of Domestic Violence [Eye Of The Tiger]
Jezebel —
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Footage Of What Actually Happened During The Tiger Woods Car Crash!
Videogum —
Now, I don't speak Chinese, but I think that what happened is pretty clear. Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin Nordegren, both entered the neural net in an attempt to become pure energy and make all of the phones in the world ring at once. When that failed, Tiger crashed his CGI Grand Theft Auto car into a Matrix tree, and now he and his wife are starring in Veggie Tales 4: Golfing with God. MYSTERY SOLVED. (Thanks for the tip, Adriane.) ...
Chinese Tiger Woods Computer Re-Enactment Far More Exciting Than Actual News
Best Week Ever —
Sorry to go overboard with this Tiger Woods ordeal (who do I think I am, THE MEDIA??? AWWWW SHEEEEEETTTTT I went there!), but the following video was too amazing not to post.
Here’s a Chinese tv station’s computer re-enactment of the Tiger Woods incdient — it’s like Grand Theft Auto, but with more rampant speculation and more Buick endorsements at stake. Be sure to stay tuned to 0:55 for Elin’s T-1000-esque car chase:
(via Deadspin)
Tiger Woods Will Not Face Criminal Charges
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid —
Major Cindy Williams (Schlemiel, Schlemazel!!!) of the Florida Highway Patrol glided up to the podium today to announce that Tiger Woods will not face any criminal charges for killing a fire hydrant and running into a tree. However, Tiger will get a $164 ticket for careless driving. Major Cindy also said that there were no claims of Elin Nordegren whooping a trick and they will not seek a warrant to look into Tiger's medical records. The case is now closed!
I'm sure none of you read any of that, because you were too busy staring into Major Cindy's luminous eyes. I too ...
WTF? The Tiger Woods Ani-Reenactment
mediabistro.com: TVNewser —
All we have to say about this is, let's just hope no American news media outlet takes this idea and runs with it. And since when does a Cadillac Escalade look like a Lifan minivan?
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Reenactment of Tiger Woods Car Crash
Tasty Booze —
You don’t need to know Chinese to understand what is going on in this sweet ass CG reenactment of Tiger Wood’s car crash. They even take the time to cover the two different speculated scenarios.
This is fucking awesome. If my local news station would spring for a few speculative CG reenactments every once in a while I might actually watch it.
via Midwest Sports Fan ...
Tiger Woods Incident as Animated By The Chinese
EatSkeet.Com || Music, Art, And Funny Videos —
What In The Oh My God. amaze.
A Chinese News Station CGI Reenactment of Tiger Woods Crash
SMARTENUPNAS.COM —
A Chinese News Station CGI Reenactment of Tiger Woods Crash …. lmao at the broad chasing him down with the 9 iron
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A Chinese News Station CGI Reenactment of Tiger Woods Crash ...
Tiger Woods: The Sims
The Blemish —
While TMZ is busy trying to pay off whoever can get their hands on the security footage of the Tiger Wood’s crash, a Chinese news agency has recreated the incident with stunning realism. Except, replace stunning realism with computer generated 3D models and awesomeness.
As you can tell by the video, they recreate both versions of the story. One of how his wife rushed to break the window and save him after he crashed into a tree and the other of how she chased him down the street with a golf club bashing in his rear window like a maniac while Tiger, looking like a scared puppy, tried to get ...
Cheap 3D Animation of Tiger Woods Accident
Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers —
Tiger Woods is feeling the pressure of being one of the World’s most recognizable athletes after a recent scandal. An accident near his home in Florida last weekend has spurned stories of possible illicit affairs, drinking, and a very jealous wife.
It’s tough being a celebrity but you know you reach the big time when a Taiwanese Television station reenacts what they think happened with cheesy CG graphics. It’s absolutely beautiful and really tells the story. ...
Tiger Woods: Another Mistress and SUV Accident Renacted Sims-Style
GirlsTalkinSmack.com - Celebrity Gossip Blog, TV, Fashion, Pop Culture & Movies —
Tiger Woods: Another Mistress and SUV Accident Renacted Sims-Style Posted by Regina on December 2nd, 2009 filed in Celeb Magazine Shoots , Celebrity Accidents , Celebrity Breakups , Celebrity Cheaters , Celebrity Couples , Celebrity Feuds , Celebrity Liars , Celebrity Scandals , Celebrity Talent , Celebrity Trainwrecks , Celebrity sex tapes , Elin Nordegren , It Girls , Jaimee Grubbs , Rachel Uchitel , Tiger Woods The Tiger Mistresses are slowly, but surely coming out of the woodwork. A third one is not revealing herself, but is being ...
Elin Nordegren Attacks: The Shocking Reenactment
The Hollywood Gossip —
You know what they say. If there's no video to supplement the story you're reporting on, make your own via high-tech computer animated graphics!
A Chinese news station did just that with the Tiger Woods saga, reenacting what happened (or at least what many think happened) Friday morning.
Skip ahead to the 55-second mark and see Elin Nordegren go off on Tiger over his alleged affair with Rachel Uchitel, causing him to flee his house.
The scorned spouse chased after the athlete with a golf club, whacking away at his SUV, he got distracted and the rest is very-recent history ... ...
WOOOOW!!! There's EXCLUSIVE Video Of The TIGER WOODS' Becky Beating Incident !!!
Mediatakeout.com —
A Taiwanese CGI Reenactment of Tiger Woods' Accident
Urlesque —
Filed under: Videos, Sports, News / Politics, WeirdSo here we have a speculative reenactment of Tiger Woods' recent accident/possible beating with a golf club done up in CGI by a Taiwanese news station. Hopefully this will answer everyone's questions about the incident and allow us to finally put it to rest.
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Tiger Woods Admits Transgressions, Letting Family Down
Gothamist —
With more tabloid reports of women claiming to have had affairs with him, golf superstar Tiger Woods posted a message on his website today, admitting, "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone."
The 33-year-old married father of two adds: Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have ...
Great Brawl: Chinese Press Digitally Reenacts The Tiger Woods Domestic Spat
Guest of a Guest - NYC People, Places, Parties & Nightlife —
The Chinese might be known for cracking down on press that sheds their government in an unflattering light. But they have no problem speculating about America’s tabloid spectacles. Check out this dramatic video for proof that Tiger Woods, Elin and Rachel Uchitel are officially big in Asia. ...
Chinese TV station recreates Tiger Woods incident
TV Watchers —
To top off the weird and confusing story of Tiger Woods' driving accident comes a video created by a Chinese TV station that "recreates" what happened to make Woods run into a tree and a fire hydrant.
Using an animated Tiger and wife Elin Nordegren, the video gives the supposed play-by-play action of their fight over Tiger's alleged affair with Rachel Uchitel, then shows Woods getting into a car and crashing into a fire hydrant and tree.
See the oddity for yourself:
Pajiba Love 12/02/09
Pajiba —
not_the_bees.jpg Not the Bees! Pajiba Love / Stacey Nosek Pajiba Love | December 2, 2009 | Comments (2) The A.V. Club put out a fantastic list of the best bad movies of the ’00s, including my personal fave, The Room , which I recently attempted to make a case for myself. Can anyone suggest any additions? ( AV Club ) Ask Jeeves released a list of their most frequent internet queries for 2009 with predictably hilarious results. ( Agent Bedhead ) Todd Phillips, director of The Hangover , attempts to justify the sequel which will almost definitely be a pile of guano. Yeah, nice try asshole. ( Screen Junkies ) What a ...
The Women of Tiger Woods: Greatest golfer in history, big ol’ cheater, not mutually exclusive…
MissInfo.tv —
(Tiger, his wife Elin, their 2 supercute kids, and 2 dogs.)
As a woman, I know I’m supposed to be horrified/infuriated/aghast at any man who dares cheat on the mother of his kids after speaking those marital vows before God and all that….
And I do think Tiger cheating is tacky. But we all have strong points and weaknesses. For Tiger, his golf talent is history-making, record-setting strong. And his charity work is life-changing strong. But…on the weak side, Tiger is not, umm, blessed with what the kids call, “swag.” Also… he seems to have a weakness for waitresses. ...
The Tiger Woods Car Crash -- Taiwanese re-enactment.
By Ken Levine —
There's Tiger's story and TMZ's story. You decide. This is from a Taiwanese news show. It's pretty damn definitive if you ask me.
Reenactment Video of Tiger Woods Wife Dispute
Hollywire.com —
Watch the CGI “reenactment” of the alleged late-night dispute between Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin Nordegren. Please excuse the language… just keep watching!
Chinese Tiger Woods CGI reenactment
Top Socialite —
Definately more things should have Chinese CGI Reenactments!
Taiwanese Tiger Woods cartoon redeems this mess
THE BEAT —
Now that Tiger Woods has done his Media Walk of Shame, it’s time to turn the page and get back to lambasting celebrities who LIKE all that attention, like Phoebe Price or Bai Ling. However, before we go, this Second Life style animated recreation from a Taiwanese news station may just be the best thing to come out of the whole scandal, although it does, sadly, contain inaccuracies — at the time of the accident Woods was wearing shorts, a t-shirt and no shoes, not a preppy golfing ensemble. Even given that lapse, this cartoon bring really captures the concept ...
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Other Crap —
Best ... Tiger Woods reporting ... ever
Chinese Tiger Woods CGI reenactment is AWESOME
Tabloid Prodigy —
Next up, Tareq and Michaele Salahi White House party crashing reenactment would be epic.
Post Retraction - I now care...this is AWESOME
Plopculture - An Inside Look Into The Inside —
Ni-Hao!
Chinese Video about Tiger Woods Scandal
GirlsTalkinSmack.com - Celebrity Gossip Blog, TV, Fashion, Pop Culture & Movies —
BENSON W.KENZI : it’s a 100% that money money can not bring happiness,welcome to Kenya mr woods and have as many... estella : why is she dating him in the first place.it’s her falut!so,if u wanna make faces at somebody..look in... JC : A nerd got offended. rosa : hi jordin i love your songs i love shy boy,sos let the music play ,batfield,tatoo, i am your bigest fan and i... writergabriel : I wrote a novel about a woman coming out late-in-life called Seeking Sara Summers. For these women it... Mary : Who cares?? Alan in New Orleans : I corrected a mag that said Eric McCormick from Will & Grace plays the Sam Bell part in ...
Tiger Woods as a Chinese Cartoon
Evil Beet Gossip —
A Chinese news agency decided to animate their theory of what happened at Tiger Woods’ house that night, Sims 3 style.
Tiger Woods as a Chinese Cartoon
Evil Beet Gossip —
A Chinese news agency decided to animate their theory of what happened at Tiger Woods’ house that night, Sims 3 style.
CGI Tiger Woods Crash Creators: "We Got The Skin Color And Hairstyle Right"
Gothamist —
With non-stop attention on international athletic superstar Tiger Woods' transgressions, a Pandora's Box opened when he crashed his car near his Florida home, allegedly after fighting with his wife over a mistress, it's no wonder that everyone is trying to find an angle on the story. Today, the NY Times looks at the emergence of "Maybe Journalism"—namely, the CGI "imagining" of Woods' and wife Elin Nordegren's actions before the crashed created by a Hong Kong-based media company.
The Times reports, "The animated 'reports' began in November and are based on information gleaned from the Web and Apple ...
Woman Slaps Husband with Raw Steak, Steak Unharmed [True Crime]
Gawker —
[image] A 53 year-old Florida woman was arrested today for allegedly slapping her boyfriend with a raw steak because he asked for a bread roll. Taiwanese people who made that weird Tiger Woods reenactment : You have your new assignment. [ AP ] Send an email to Adrian Chen, the author of this post, at moc.rekwag@nairda .
Woman Slaps Husband with Raw Steak, Steak Unharmed [True Crime]
Gawker —
A 53 year-old Florida woman was arrested today for allegedly slapping her boyfriend with a raw steak because he asked for a bread roll. Taiwanese people who made that weird Tiger Woods reenactment: You have your new assignment. [AP]
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