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Moment of Lenzism
Published 6/30/2008 by Local Celebrity (noreply@blogger.com) at Lenzism.com | Addicted To Fresh
This dude needs to start a blog or something. I need more! http://view.break.com/527579 - Watch more free videos Type your summary here Type rest of the post here ...

Only A Screenwriter Could Have Left This
Published 7/1/2008 by Nikki Finke at Nikki Finke's Deadline Hollywood Daily
This phone message is making the rounds of the Hollywood screenwriting community. Because "Dmitri" claims he's finishing a movie script. The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco when she talked to this Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” Listen to all the messages, because they just keep getting more and more desperate. (Hey, it's a quiet week...) http://view.break.com/527579 ...

The Dangers of Dating
Published 7/2/2008 by Evil Beet at Evil Beet Gossip
http://view.break.com/527579 - Watch more free videos So, you guys, I would currently be researching and writing interesting celebrity gossip stories for you, but my fucking foot hurts so bad I can’t concentrate on anything. However, as I was sitting at my computer trying to do research, Tiffany was sitting at her computer listening to this. I was like, “What the hell is that? Send it to me ASAP.” So this is what you guys are getting in lieu of actual well-researched celebrity gossip. It kills time just as well, I promise. Here’s the backstory: The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in ...

And It's Not Even Drunk Dialing
Published 7/2/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (ent lawyer) at Crazy Days and Nights
Have you ever met someone on the street somewhere and thought to yourself, "oh, they are kind of cute, let me give them my number." Well of course you know what happens. You sober up or realize that you gave a complete stranger your number and you don't even remember what he or she looked like or your friends can't stop laughing at the fact that you thought that person was cute. ...

OMG, what a lady-killer
Published 7/8/2008 at !! omg blog !!
!! OMG, what a lady-killer !! http://view.break.com/527579 - Watch more free videos What would you do if some dude you met on the street left you messages like these? The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. The best part is that he's from Toronto! 416 area code baby. (via Holy Taco ) __________ posted by Frank on Tuesday, July 8, 2008 in ...

Never Give a Random Guy Your Business Card..
Published 7/18/2008 by Spicy Pants at Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog
Oh. My. Gawd. So this gal gives a guy her business card after chatting with him for a couple minutes on the streets of San Fransisco. The phone calls that followed are almost unbelievable. This guy tells the woman how stunning she is, tells her lucky she is to have him approach her and on and on. It only gets weirder the longer you listen. You honestly can’t even imagine the bullsh*t that this guy spews. Sad thing is, you can bet he believes it. Thanks Jason for sending this to me, he found it over at Holy Taco.

Madonna & Alex Rodriguez 'sex tape' scandal, Batman star accused of assault, bailed
Published 7/23/2008 at New Zealand Herald Blog - Blogger Bites Back
Madonna & Alex Rodriguez 'sex tape' scandal, Batman star accused of assault, bailed 7:57AM Wednesday July 23, 2008 Madonna is the latest celebrity to be embroiled in a sordid sex tape scandal. An unnamed cameraman says he is in possession of footage of Madonna allegedly romping with US baseball star Alex Rodriguez at a New York apartment, owned by a Kabbalah disciple. And the sly filmmaker wants a cool $2.5 million for the offending article. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tabloid hell. The lens lizard - who claims he was buddies with the apartment owner - installed a hidden camera in the pad when he learned that ...