
Holy @#$%, Now the G.I. Joe Movie Doesn't Look Awful
Topless Robot —
Something weird's been happening with the G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra movie. Although there's hardly been any news about the film that hasn't been shitty in some way, when I ran the last trailer, I was disturbed to notice that some of you thought the commercial made it look kind of... well... good. I tried to convince myself that it was just post-Transformers 2 traumatic stress that had colored your opinions, but now the Terror Drome has a new TV spot for the movie... and holy fuck, it kind of looks good to me too. Now, I'm sure this isn't the case. I mean, we're still going to have ...
BIG BOX OFFICE OR BOMB? - G.I. Joe: Rise Of The Crapa
L.A. Rag Mag —
A: Sure, Channing Tatum is in the film so there’s at least ONE reason to see it, but when I saw a preview while I waited for Terminator to start, the entire theater was laughing and pointing. I joined in by screaming ‘WHAT!?’ at the top of my lungs like a foghorn. thankfully, Channing wasn’t there because then I’d have to pretend to like it and compliment his acting just to sleep with him. AKWARD!
I can convince myself to like something just because he’s a big stud in the movie. Take this new TV Spot for example. It seems promising ...




