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How Hillary Clinton Can Still Win
Dave And Thomas Daily Timekillers Blog —
How Hillary Clinton Can Still Win It all seem so simple now. Kudos to the "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" telephone booth/time-travel machine.
IN ODDER NEWS: Inane CNN Headline - The T-Shirt!
Best Week Ever —
CNN has launched a website that allows you to buy T-shirts featuring the ridiculous headlines found on CNN.com - finally a chance to tell the world, "Weird fish leave sea, spawn on beach"! Also, it's easily hacked. Also, it's yet even more difficult to differentiate between real news organizations and The Onion.
Speaking of real news that is indistinguishable from parody, Playboy will be putting out a pictorial of "the sexiest servers from Olive Garden", which is somehow grosser than a bottomless bowl of reheated Chef Boyardee.
Bill and Hill's Bogus Journey: ...
Why the Never-Ending Primaries Are TV's Fault [Campaigns]
Gawker —
So Hillary's "leaked" internal polling numbers gave her an 11 point lead in Pennsylvania, and Obama publicly predicted he'd lose by 8-10 percentage points. TV talking heads decided she needed to win by "more than 10 points" to justify staying in the race. And Clinton ended up clobbering Obama with 9.2 percent victory! Then, oddly, everyone suddenly admitted that the entire Pennsylvania primary was an elaborate farce with no actual point.
"'Pennsylvania has settled nothing,' the Fox News Channel anchor Chris Wallace concluded, 'and it's all back two weeks from tonight, same place, same station.'" Oh, ...
President Hillary Will Save Original English Colonies [Hillary Clinton]
Wonkette » top —
Somebody who loves Obama must've made this cruel, biased, misogynist YouTube against Hillary because this video claims Mrs. Senator Clinton is somehow still losing the Democratic primary race, despite all this terrible crap we all have to deal with, every day, until November 2012, when the SPACE MONSTERS return to eat their young. [YouTube]
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