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Britney and McCain: Practically Twins
Mollygood — Yesterday we told you about how grizzled pepaw John McCain is using a new ad to compare Barack Obama to Britney Spears. Someone with a better memory than us remembered that, actually, Spears is known to be much more like McCain than she is the Democratic nominee. Not only are they both war heroes (Spears was in Da Nang) and older than you’d think, Spears and Arizona Johnny are also both willing to blindly follow George W Bush like gutless lemmings. Does this sound familiar: “Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision ...

Episode 4099 (08/04/2008)
No Fact Zone — “America, I wear the pants in this relationship [checks self out] … most of the time. This is The Colbert Report!” Ad-Versity: “Tonight: I examine John McCain’s new commercial. Good news! It’s a ‘talkie’.” Democrats in Congress turn ...