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dlisted.com - 10/15/2009

Keanu Reeves Can Bust Into The "You Are Not The Father Dance" Now

— dlisted.com — According to DNA tests, Keanu Reeves is not the father of four grown-ups after all. A permanent... resident of Crazy Town (Mayor: Claire Cruise) who goes by the name of Karen Sala filed papers claiming that Keanu's sperm fish humped on her eggs four ... Keanu Reeves Can Bust Into The "You Are Not The Father ...

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amygrindhouse.com - 10/15/2009

Keanu Reeves is Not the Daddy [PIC]

— amygrindhouse.com — Despite the insistance of some random woman, who wanted hundreds of thousands of dollars in back support... - Keanu Reeves' paternity test shows he is not father to Karen Sala's older child. Keanu Reeves is Not the Daddy [PIC]

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evilbeetgossip.film.com - 10/15/2009

Keanu Reeves? You Are NOT The Father!

— evilbeetgossip.film.com — Back in May I told you about some crazy “I don’t need a lawyer, I’m acting on... my own behalf” chick who claimed that Keanu Reeves fathered at least one, if not all four, of her adult children. Reeves said he had never met ... Keanu Reeves? You Are NOT The Father!

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The 4 Worst Fake Foreign Accents in Movie History
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