Madonna falls - Lisbon 14.9.08 (video)

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Madonna falls on stage
Published 9/18/2008 at OH NO!!
Lisbon - Sept. 14th just for the lulz... Source

LMAO Madonna’s Fall On Stage In Lisbon
Published 9/18/2008 by Robyn at Celebrity Dirty Laundry
No joke, Madonna is on stage and one moment she is singing and the next moment she is on her ASS!

HAHAHA, YOU SUCK MADONNA
Published 9/18/2008 at What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Madonna is on tour in Portugal today, and in Lisbon the other night she showed why she’s still a world-class entertainer. You may have seen old ladies dress age inappropriate and scratch their back against a wall and then fall down before, but never with this level of showmanship.

Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin'
Published 9/18/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
Good morning! How did you do sleep? Like shit? Yeah, me too. Hopefully, this video of Vadge falling on her memaw ass in concert can cheer you up a bit. Your mother might have told you it wasn't nice to laugh at people when they fall on their muscled-up asses, but she was lying. It is funny and it's ok to laugh. If you don't, one of Vadge's muscles will deflate and you don't want that. If I were you, I'd watch the video with the sound turned off. The sounds coming from it aren't pretty and it made my dog hide under the couch. And I'm pretty sure that guitar is ...

What is Madonna doing to that poor guitar?
Published 9/18/2008 by SeriouslyOMGWTF at Seriously? OMG! WTF?
via Dlisted I guess with Madonna’s track record that is the size of the sex toy she needs to satisfy her. Hopefully Guy Ritchie will meet up with her soon, so that no other guitar will be victimized like that one.

Madonna wipes out
Published 9/18/2008 by Caroline at Entertainment Gossip | Celebrity News | Star Photos | The Buzz | SheKnows.com Blogs
I know it’s not nice to laugh at the misfortune of others… LOL who are we kidding? That’s how we make our living. It’s actually not nice to laugh at old ladies hurting themselves, I suppose, even if they are yelling “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” But ...

Madonna Falls Down
Published 9/18/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
I figure we’ve got five minutes before this video gets yanked, so enjoy this footage of Madonna eating the floor on her Sticky ‘n Sweet tour in Lisbon while you still can. Fast forward to the 47 second mark if the sight of her rubbing her ass cheeks and puss all over her guitar makes you ill. You know that song “While My Guitar Gently Weeps?” Now you can finally understand what George Harrison was talking about. May God have mercy on its soul. Related Stories Madonna’s Beaver Has Something to ...

Madonna Playing a Guitar on Stage in Lisbon
Published 9/18/2008 by allisis at Superficial Diva
Madonna continues her Sticky & Sweet Tour and on September 14 she was in Lisbon. Here is a video with Madonna playing the guitar. I won’t tell you how the video ends because I don’t want to ruin your surprise. I have only one question for you. Is this how you play a guitar? It looks like she is having a break-down or something, then she looks like being excited… Duh! Are guitars so exciting? Related posts The 61st Annual Cannes Film Festival amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS 2008 (0) Madonna’s Vanity Fair ...

OMG, she fell: Madonna
Published 9/18/2008 at !! omg blog !!
Madonna fell on her booty while performing in Portugal on the 14th of this month. Can you imagine if she got hurt and what she would have to tell people? "Madonna, how did you break your leg?" "Oh, I slipped after having sex with my guitar on stage." "Oh." Also, can you imagine if John McCain passed away while in office and Sarah Palin became president by default. Can you seriously imagine that? Are... ...

Huh?
Published 9/18/2008 by M.C. (noreply@blogger.com) at Crabbie's Hollywood
Madonna humps her guitar to death then falls on her scrawny keister. I saw Pat Benatar do the same thing once but she was totally high on gorilla tranquilizers. Madonna is the reason I'm not worried about the earth getting sucked down by a black hole. The other dimension will taste her and puke us all right back into our universe.

Video: Madonna falls down on stage in Lisbon
Published 9/18/2008 by Roberta at Celebrity Gossip - Hollywood News and Rumors
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLU5ugr5xsw For the beginning part of the video, you can see Madonna air-humping the guitar like a teenaged boy. Around the 49 second mark, while up on the stage, she falls down on her butt. Do any men find it attractive that a fifty-year old woman is on stage ...

Suck it, Madonna
Published 9/18/2008 by The Blemish at The Blemish
Madonna performed in Lisbon on the 14th and did her best impression of Baloo from The Jungle Book. Alright, it’s obvious what she was really doing, but I don’t really want to say it because it creeps me out to think of a granny doing that to an amp. That poor, unassuming amp. It should really file a police report. In any case, the fun part comes near the end when Madonna stumbles to her right and falls on her ass. Ha, old people. They provide us with hours of entertainment and in return, we provide them with shady retirement homes. I call that a fair ...

Madonna Falls On Stage
Published 9/18/2008 by Paul at Gone Hollywood
Madonna fell on stage while playing a concert in Lisbon this past Sunday, after molesting her guitar for almost a minute the Queen of Pop heads to the other side of the stage and then falls over her own feet. If it is too early for your eyes to see Madonna grinding a guitar then [...] ...

Does This Make You Horny?
Published 9/18/2008 at WOW Report
And Ziggy Madonna played guitar.

Madonna Fell Onstage in Lisbon
Published 9/18/2008 by Hollywood Grind at Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors celebrity scandals Hollywood gossip blog from Hollywood Grind
Madonna fell after jumping in the air a few inches, during a performance in Lisbon on 9-14. She’d better be more careful. I hear breaking a hip can put old ladies in a nursing home. © Copyright HollywoodGrind 2006 - 2008. All Rights Reserved. If this article is NOT being displayed on hollywoodgrind.com then this article is STOLEN. Go to HollywoodGrind and REPORT THIS THIEF. Related posts: Madonna - Get Stupid Music Video Madonna ...

Madonna falls on tour - watch
Published 9/18/2008 by Wendy at Snarky Gossip
Madonna does trip and fall in this video, but I’m MUCH more concerned with what’s she’s doing before the fall. Is she……humping her guitar? Because that’s what it looks like. Share This ...

Link Time!!!
Published 9/18/2008 by PopSugar at POPSUGAR -- Insanely addictive.
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“What is Madonna doing to that guitar?” Links
Published 9/18/2008 by Celebitchy at Cele|bitchy
- What’s Madonna doing to that guitar? Oh and she falls on her ass at the end. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?] - Can you feel the love between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? [DListed] - Blind item about male diva: this has got to be Diddy [Lainey Gossip] - Celebrity nose jobs: before and after [Bild] - Sarah Palin put Tina Fey on mute [popeater] - What is Janet Jackson doing? [Bossip] - Mischa Barton boob slip [Celebslam] - What is wrong with Lindsay Lohan’s ...

Racy Links
Published 9/18/2008 by Spicy Pants at Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog
Dita Von Tesse Wonderbra video - DSF Nicole Richie brings Harlow to Starbucks - BST Russell Brand unleashes the PR beast - HM Gwyneth Paltrow is one ugly bitch when she works out! - TB Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli split up - Y! Cheryl Cole is smoking hot - BST Katie Perry sucking on a lolly - UMC Paul McCartney introduces his new girlfriend - GB Who the hell thought this wacky invention up?  Awesome! - POP Britney Spears to perform on UK TV - HB My Best Friend’s Girl ...

That’s What You Get for Torturing That Guitar
Published 9/19/2008 by Alyk at CelebWarship
While performing onstage in Lisbon for her “Sticky & Sweet” world tour, Madonna did… something, Idk… to a guitar for an extended period of time, and then promptly fell on her ass. That’s a good way to break a hip, grandma. ©2008 CelebWarship. All Rights Reserved..

Brangelina: 'We haven't split!', Jennifer Aniston's mystery man
Published 9/19/2008 at New Zealand Herald Blog - Blogger Bites Back
Brangelina: 'We haven't split!', Jennifer Aniston's mystery man 1:23PM Friday September 19, 2008 There's a wicked rumour doing the rounds on the interwebnet that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have split. It's been widely reported that the Hollywood couple, who have been an item for four years, decided to pull the plug on their romance - with Pitt's friendship with former flame Jennifer Aniston cited as a catalyst. Is it dunzo for the perfect pair? Utterly compelling trash purveyor The National Enquirer is spouting that Brangelina is the subject of "several shocking rumours" - all of which signal "that the super-couple have called ...

La Madonna falls on Stage during her Lisbon, Portugal show!
Published 9/19/2008 by La Coacha at Chisme Time
This 50 jeer old woman first dry humps the hell out of her prop guitar, and then she gets up like a hard ass to show off only to tumble. Awww. Madonna’s fall was notting compared to La Beyonce’s. Beyonce’s tumble on the steps was dangerous, pero it was hilarious as chit becoz she like got up like notting afterwards and starting banging her head. Yust wash it! ...

Madge Falls: Slippery...and Sweet Tour lands Madonna on her muscled-up ass
Published 9/19/2008 by Henry Cruz at Pretty Boring - The Cure For the Daily Blah
'Add this video to the always funny Madge Files on here; 'we read that Madonna's Sticky & Sweet is destined to be the tour of the year (in terms of gross $ sales)...'but, we wonder if this slip-and-fall was added to the show, to compensate for those overpriced tickets: Via Best Week Ever

Madonna legt sich in Portugal auf die Fresse…
Published 9/19/2008 by Pottschalk@promipranger.de (Pottschalk) at Promi News
Bei ihrer etwas seltsam anmutenden Guitarren Performance hat sie nicht nur das Publikum, sondern letztendlich auch sich selbst verwirrt! Zunächst hängt sie vor den Boxen rum und mißbraucht irgendwie ihr Instrument als “Was-auch-immer”, da hat selbst der Pottschalk keinen Schimmer. Schließlich steht sie wieder auf, um weiter im stehen zu Rocken,  doch da haut es [...] ...

OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
Published 9/19/2008 at HOLY MOLY Entertainment Gossip
If you missed out on tickets to see Madonna live in concert then judging by this clip you haven't missed out on much, apart from spunking about 90 up the wall. Madonna shows all of her legendary musical skills by presiding over one of the most hateful cacophonies of noise since well, her last tour. Gasp as she pretends to play the guitar! Scream as she pretends to use the amplifier to cause feedback! Frown as she wanders away from the amp and the feedback continues, almost as though she is carrying a guitar that isn t actually plugged in! And best of all, applaud as she falls on her bony old arse and tries to act as though this was part of ...

Madonna Falls On-Stage, the Video
Published 9/20/2008 by AceShowbiz.com at Aceshowbiz.com - Entertainment News
She was attempting to jump when suddenly took a stumble backward on her bottom, with her feet up in the air, but quickly stepped back on her feet and continued performing. Pop superstar Madonna took a stumble on-stage during a performance in Lisbon on her "Sticky and Sweet" tour. Her fall was captured on mobile phone footage which is posted on YouTube. Madonna was seen in the footage wearing a skin-tight black pantsuit and a pair of heels. She was shown grinding her pelvis into a guitar and a speaker. At one point she even attempted to strut across the stage while kept playing her guitar. Stopping at the front part of the stage, she ...

Madonna falls on stage in Lisbon (video).
Published 9/20/2008 by ann at Stupid Celebrities Gossip
Madonna performed in Lisbon on her Sticky and Sweet Tour. While on stage, she suffered a fall and had her legs up in the air. Madonna had lost her balance after a small jump and she fell backwards. Prior to that, she was dancing and grinded her hips in some raunchy dance moves. Being the professional show woman, Madonna carried on strumming her guitar while on the floor and then got up without a loss in momentum. Madonna had attributed her devotion to her health as an important factor in maintaining her level of ...

Madonna Simulating Sex With Guitar Video
Published 9/20/2008 by Monya at Stupid Celebrities Gossip
Madonna always keeps things interesting, this time by simulating sex with a guitar onstage at her show. Madonna, 50, the mother to three children is still crazy as ever! See the video of Madonna sexing up the guitar below. Click Thumbnails for Larger Pictures There’s not much story here, but ran across this crazy video of Madonna humping and simulating sex with a guitar on stage. Figure that is story enough! Check out Madonna in the video below. Enjoy! ...

Madonna se cae en concierto
Published 9/20/2008 by GloboPOP at GloboPOP
Así como Demi Lovato, Madonna también se cae en concierto, claro que el de Madonna fue una caída para mas notoria y bueno como todos los artistas ella también trato de seguir el show. Al principio Madonna hace unos movimientos ¿sexys?, algo raros, luego camina y da un salto con la ...