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gametrailers.com - 12/17/2008
New Final Fantasy XIII Trailer (video game)
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NEW Final Fantasy XIII trailer
SMARTENUPNAS.COM — NEW Final Fantasy XIII trailer Posted on December 17, 2008 Filed Under video games NEW Final Fantasy XIII trailer - playstation 3 Comments RSS feed | Trackback URI Comments Trackback responses to this post

Final Fantasy XIII Trailer Looks Pretty, Reveals Nothing, and You'll Probably Buy It Anyways
Topless Robot — I've been trying to figure out something to say about this Final Fantasy XIII trailer, but it's so nonsensical as to defy analysis. It's clearly an FF game, what with its silly vehicles, random glowing symbols in the air and impossibly over-designed fantasy world, but there's no gameplay shown, because Square knows that we stopped by Final Fantasy for the gameplay back in the SNES day. I am highly disturbed by the little flying clown squirrel, or whatever that thing is. But like all FF games, I'll be buying it no matter how I feel about the ...

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