Tom Cruise, Scientologist & Candy, Smartassologist! (video)

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Holy Candy TV: Tom Cruise on Tom Cruise, Scientologist & Candy on Candy, Smartassologist
Published 1/21/2008 by Candy at Circus Hour | Celebrity, Art, Gossip, Entertainment, Pop Culture, Satire, The Superifical
Holy Candy TV: Tom Cruise on Tom Cruise, Scientologist & Candy on Candy, Smartassologist January 21, 2008 | Video Blog Holy Candy TV’s “Gossip Gospel” is a weekly(ish) video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news . Week of January 21, 2008 highlights : Tom Cruise saves the world; Oprah Winfrey owns the world; Lindsay Lohan works with people who have left this world; and Britney Spears rocks my world. Leave a Reply Name (required) Mail (will not be published) (required) Website

pop nosh: britney & adnan are over - woo hoo!
Published 1/21/2008 by popbytes at popbytes
→ finally britney spears makes a good move and gets rid of paparazzi dude adnan... yeeeah! → plus ms. spears was in the dance studio working out the moves for her new video! ninja dude → kiefer sutherland is a free man once again - ...

Pieces of Candy: TGIF Edition
Published 1/26/2008 by Candy at Circus Hour | Celebrity, Art, Gossip, Entertainment, Pop Culture, Satire, The Superifical
Pieces of Candy: TGIF Edition January 25, 2008 | Pieces of Candy In case you missed it: Raise a glass to TGIF and Tom Cruise’s humility with Candy in this week’s “Gossip Gospel”! [ YouTube ] Early Father’s Day gift alert: Blow Job in a Cup . [ POTP ] Jennifer Garner and Violet go house hunting. Sources overheard Violet saying, “Dude, not this one! I need a walk-in closet and double sinks.” [ Celebrity Baby Scoop ] Valentino’s retirement haunted by the Gloved Ghost of Karl Lagerfeld. [ Ayyyy! ] Mel Gibson is as wise a career counselor as the high school guidance counselor who suggested I become a forest ranger. [ Celebrity ...

Who Wore It Best: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Edition
Published 2/20/2008 by Candy at Circus Hour | Celebrity, Art, Gossip, Entertainment, Pop Culture, Satire, The Superifical
Cha-Cha-Cha-Changes! Dearest Holy Rollers,As a philosopher named Britney Spears once said, “I want to wait to have sex until I’m married” – er, wait… wrong quote. She said, “[I] just wanna go that extra mile for you.” Finally, something on which she and I agree because I, too, … Continued… ...

Katie Holmes is Beyond Her Years
Published 2/20/2008 by Candy at Circus Hour | Celebrity, Art, Gossip, Entertainment, Pop Culture, Satire, The Superifical
Previous Post Filed under: TomKat Some where, Dorothy Zbornak is wondering what happened to that dress she wore to the post-premiere party with Burt Reynolds to which she and the girls won tickets and were then mistaken for hookers.  ( Pssst!  Dorothy — over here! ) Posted by Candy February 20, 2008 Leave a Reply RSS feed for comments on this post Subscribe without commenting 2 Responses to “Katie Holmes is Beyond Her Years” Julie At 6:00 pm Julie said: Oh Katie, please don’t let Xenu suck your fashion sense out of you, too! February 20, 2008 tat2kitten At 6:17 pm tat2kitten ...

Second Issue of Celebrity Drugs & Alcohol Weekly!
Published 2/20/2008 by 14 and Candy at Circus Hour | Celebrity, Art, Gossip, Entertainment, Pop Culture, Satire, The Superifical
Filed under: Celebrity Drugs & Alcohol Great news: According to initial sales reports, the first issue of Celebrity Drugs & Alcohol Weekly flew off of newsstands! With such a strong response and wealth of material, they have already pulled together a second issue of the glossy tabloid — and publishers were kind enough to share a sneak peek at its cover before it hits the stands. As you may remember, Celebrity Drugs & Alcohol Weekly explores the saturated world of celebrity substance abuse and other fun topics. Regular features include “Mug Shot Makeovers,” “Jailbirds: Just Like Us!,” “DUI Fashion Police” and “Who Snorted It Best?” as well as ...

Bunky Supports Paris Hilton at The Hottie & The Nottie Screening
Published 2/20/2008 by 14 and Candy at Circus Hour | Celebrity, Art, Gossip, Entertainment, Pop Culture, Satire, The Superifical
Previous Post Filed under: Paris Hilton & Other Nonsense Paris Hilton recently hosted a screening of Oscar-bound The Hottie & The Nottie at The Palms Casino Resort, where Circus Hour chairman Bunky was the only one kind — and drunk — enough to stay for the entire movie. When asked for his expert opinion of the film, Bunky said that his bottle of Grey Goose helped numb the suffering, as did the cheap feel that Paris let him cop during the final credits. Posted by 14 and Candy February 20, 2008 Leave a Reply RSS feed for comments on this post Subscribe without commenting 2 Responses to “Bunky Supports Paris Hilton ...

Paris Hilton’s Very Own Freak Show Poster
Published 2/21/2008 by 14 at Circus Hour | Celebrity, Art, Gossip, Entertainment, Pop Culture, Satire, The Superifical
Filed under: Gallery of the Absurd , Paris Hilton Poor Paris, when will the unforgiving public start noticing her vast talent , her selfless contributions to society , her important brand status of “ like, a businesswoman ”….anything other than the fact she has huge hands , hypertrophied feet, a low dull hum of a personality, an oddly shaped behind (and we all know every unfortunate inch of her intimate parts thanks to the Internet) and her charming little wonk eye ? She’s a brand, folks. Don’t you understand? She’s one of America’s most recognizable exports! We should be proud of our national ...

Clean Family Fun: Michael Lohan Talks About His Daughter’s Breasts
Published 2/21/2008 by Candy at Circus Hour | Celebrity, Art, Gossip, Entertainment, Pop Culture, Satire, The Superifical
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Send in the Clowns Because Lindsay Lohan’s parents can’t take a piss without issuing a press release about it — “DINA LOHAN TESTS ASPARAGUS THEORY! — Michael Lohan , of course, felt compelled to talk to Us Weekly about Lindsay’s recent topless pictures. Papa Lohan approves of his daughter’s decision to recreate the Marilyn Monroe photo shoot known as “The Last Sitting” for New York magazine , saying that, “Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career.” [ Ed. note: Yeah, porn! ] “It’s her decision. The fact that the photographer who did Marilyn Monroe’s pictures would ...